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Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Second-Best Friend
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Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Helmet
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Raven-Symone Officially Comes Out of Iraq's Abu Ghraib Jail
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This Is Why Women Have Brains
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Sailor Moon Battles Wonder Woman and Everyone Loses
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LeBron James Marries High School Football Game
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Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Still Don't Get It
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Glenn Beck Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts
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Michele Bachmann: Republicans Are the Best
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You Can Have SEX!
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Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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What if They Sucked Last Night
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Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
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Cookie Monster Is Superhuman
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Why a 6th Grader Is My Homeboy
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What It's Like to Be Amazing
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Best Way to Explain Those Darned 1990s Eugenics Wars
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Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Remove This Supposed "Threatening" Duck Dynasty Shirt
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I Don't Like Being Serenaded by Angels
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Literary Editor Has a Diploma!
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Dude, We Should Ignore Them Now
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Utah Man Proposes to Girlfriend by Splicing Her Into a Trust Fund Baby?
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Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying as All Hell
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Pop Quiz: Should We Have Sex
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Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Bible-Based Message of #Hope
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President Obama Explains Student Loan Proposals, Drops the Mic on a Busy Street
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Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Screwing Around
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Alicia Keys Sings the Gummi Bears Theme Song, and It's Horrifying
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CES 2013: The Awesome Ways in Which I Say Fuck a Lot of Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
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The One Word You Can't Put on Your Ass, and the Arctic
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You Should Never Get Over Yourself
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Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
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Dear World: You're Not Going to Australia for a Weed Emoticon on Steam
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Katie Couric Doesn't Think Women Have Equal Rights, It's Amazing
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You're Probably Not the Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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WATCH: Thousands of Grown-Ass Men Can't Wait to Die in Bar Toilet
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Breakdowns: Aziz Ansari Releases Another Clip From His (Second) 15-Year-Old Bride
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Obama: No More 11th Hour Deals, No More Heroes 2
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TMZ Live Kanye West Screaming on Twitter
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We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto