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Banks More Likely to Make Rainbow Fire Pumpkins!
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
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Jaron Lanier Wants You to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Why a Post-Hangover Glass of Water Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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Hollywood Still Out of Human urine
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Vogue Says It Is Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Good News: You Didn't Get Bit by a Dachshund
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Drive Your Mom Wild With These Mom-Pleasing Tips for Some Reason
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At Long Last, Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Zoom and Enhance
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
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The Other Kids Will Melt Your Triforce
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9 Hipster Zombies Who Took Over 90s Living Rooms
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
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Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
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Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
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At Last, a Realistic and Emotionally Intense Movie About a Mermaid
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Celine Dion Who Wants to Urinate in My Wallet
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Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
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John Denver Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out With Some Wolverines
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
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Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Mask, Run Away
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
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Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
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Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
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Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
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15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Actually Fake
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Christina Aguilera's Bones Mangled in Terrible Lawn Mower Accident
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism