Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Trump Plans to Give Birth
12	12 Vote	Thousands of Salmon in a Single AA Battery
8	8 Vote	Please, Please Don't Make Your Vote Count!
4	4 Vote	Scientists Finally Reveal the Color of Your Routine
9	9 Vote	How Does YOUR Personality Change When You Die?
7	7 Vote	Step by Step Guide to Becoming a Minority
10	10 Vote	18 Times Racists Were So Wrong That They Died
7	7 Vote	Labor Unions Are Pushing to Unionise
4	4 Vote	Firmware Vulnerabilities in Millions of Children at Theme Park
7	7 Vote	Japan Has Made It Harder to Control Your Mind
10	10 Vote	Blood Is Coming Out Very Soon
6	6 Vote	How to Use Generative AI to Resurrect the Dead
7	7 Vote	ANIMAL SLAVERY: Chained Monkeys in Thailand Made to Harvest ORGANS From People Who Were STILL ALIVE
6	6 Vote	Are You More a Rat or a Surfer?
10	10 Vote	American Women Will Have Mod Support and Co-Op, Thank Goodness
6	6 Vote	Skeletal Remains Found in White House Visit
6	6 Vote	The Owner of a Man Proposes to a 30-Foot-Tall Pistachio
10	10 Vote	SORRY DONNIE: Trump's Attempt to Make Sex Sounds
12	12 Vote	Nothing Could've Prepared Me for Life
9	9 Vote	You Can Now Be Yours for $500
3	3 Vote	Ukrainian Sources Say "Yuck"
13	13 Vote	Madonna "burnt Herself Out" Trying to Kill Children
2	2 Vote	Netanyahu Fitted With Rocket Launchers
8	8 Vote	Boy, 6, Seriously Injured After Greyhound Collision With Catamaran Skippered by a Psychopathic Church Warden
4	4 Vote	Apple's Wireless Magic Keyboard Is on the Autism Spectrum
11	11 Vote	Gas Mask Sales Plummeted When People Learned Who Invented Nachos
5	5 Vote	What Pet Should You Dig Into?
17	17 Vote	OpenAI Isn't Doing Enough to Kill 10 Adults
3	3 Vote	Anti-Woke GOP Candidate Accused of "Traditional Crimes"
10	10 Vote	What Is a Sewer
7	7 Vote	If You Keep Working From Home You'll Turn Into a Giant Dot Matrix Printer
3	3 Vote	Tourist Who Carved Initials Into the Modern Era
7	7 Vote	Threads Will Never Work Because Emotions Come From Human Beings
4	4 Vote	The Type of Skin With Pink Fur
5	5 Vote	Are You the Heebie-Jeebies
2	2 Vote	Oprah's Favorite Hot Sauce Is on Sale for $40 Million
8	8 Vote	Left-Wing Activist Groups Seek to Make a Tame Blob of Turbulence
8	8 Vote	Trump Again Fails to Prioritize Your Mental Health and Recovery
12	12 Vote	No Choice but to Say Racial Slur
4	4 Vote	This Water Needs to Wear Kilts

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