cyris

Comments

A Horse Walks Into a Vote on Security Council

cyris

I think I heard this joke before...

Model Who Posed as an Electrical Engineer, This Turns Me On!

cyris

Turns you on like an electric switch?

How to Get Hit by Buses

cyris

Step 1: play in traffic

At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle

cyris

As soon as the drugs start to kick in.

Overwhelming Number of Refugees Allowed to F``k My Wife on Saturdays

cyris

What a cuck.

Klingons Are Very Concerned

cyris

How do you say "I'm worried about this" in Klingon?

Hitler Had a Bad Idea

cyris

...but he did nothing wrong?

Sorry, but I Pretend That I'm a PICKLE MORTY

cyris

Aww geez Rick...

Man IN THE Shell

cyris

No reason the Major couldn't use a male prosthetic body...

Roses Are Red, I Have No Choice

cyris

This poem makes no sense.
NO INDOOR VOICE!

London Bridge Is Blown to Bits

cyris

That's one way to make it fall down...

Michelle Obama Welcomed Spring With an Elder God at the Open Mind Gala in Beverly Hills

cyris

Obama Azathoth in 2020!

Just Want to Drink Bleach

cyris

Chris Ray Gun, is that you?

Jeff Bridges Abides by His Wife, Mother-In-Law AND His Poncho

cyris

The Dude and his poncho abides.

I Like Skyrim Guards

cyris

Something something arrow in the knee.

Bill & Hillary Clinton Eating Breakfast Alone in the Sky

cyris

Do they have IHOPs in Heaven?

This Pest Control Company Has a Surprisingly Badass Backstory

cyris

Is their founder named Dale Gribble?

Facebook Dead at 43

cyris

So Facebook will still be around until 2047?

The Republican Blame Obama for Promoting Equality, Kindness and Love

cyris

"Thanks, Obama!"

Never Gonna Give You Chills

cyris

Wasn't this a Rick Astley song?

Jesus IS NOW Threatening Legal Action

cyris

Is he suing the Romans for crucification?

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Jesus

cyris

Hey Jesus! That gum you like is going to come back in style!

6 Resume Writing Hacks to Land on His Cock

cyris

Are you applying to be a porn star?

Oprah Is Selling Off Her Kung Fu

cyris

You get a karate chop! And you get a karate chop! And YOU get a karate chop! Everybody gets karate chops!

Report: Indiana to Fire Everyone in 2016

cyris

This just in: Indiana Unemployment Rate Now 100%

Interview With a Spoon

cyris

SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Just Bought This Baby!

cyris

Where's the manual for this thing!?

Someone Can Hack Your Tastebuds

cyris

Can you make veggies taste like desserts? That'd be nice.

Will Republicans Please Stop Being on My Thumb

cyris

How many Republicans can dance on the head of a pin?

The Internet Comments

cyris

Don't read them. Seriously, don't.

Super Mario Run for President in 2020

cyris

Also, Mario was originally from Brooklyn, supposedly, so he's totally qualified to run for POTUS.

cyris

His healthcare plan: 1-Up Mushrooms for everyone!

Watching Toy Robots Fight Over Drugs Gang

cyris

These Toy Story sequels sure got dark...

Toddler Suffering From Bugs and Glitches

cyris

Being a parent is like being a 24/7 beta tester.

23 Actors Who Were Born

cyris

I'm pretty sure 100% of actors were born.

Man Shot Dead on Way to Do Evil

cyris

Did the shooter happen to be named Frank Castle?

Overweight Man With Kaleidoscope Eyes

cyris

Plumpo in the sky with diamonds!

Remember Who You Are

cyris

Who was I again?

Britney Spears Makes Out With a Choke Artist

cyris

Must be into erotic asphyxiation.

Here Is a Thing

cyris

Benjamin Grimm?