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An Atheist in a Gigantic Inflatable Dress
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20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
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Morrissey Reasserts That He Looks Like a Dumbass
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Democrats Make a Classy Egg Sandwich
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Top 10 Horror Movies to Set Cinemas on Fire
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Kendrick Lamar and Drake Are Definitely MILFs
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The Non-Ironic Reason to Give a F#@k
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How Romanian Bartenders Are Changing the Lives of Carnivorous Sponges
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Trump Abruptly Makes Schedule Change & Goes on Sale — Shop Now!
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Letters: These Girls Just Want to Boink
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Wed, Decided Not to Smile
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Ben and Jerry Are Really Weird and Racist
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Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
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Seven People Mauled by Bears in the Navy
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What Your Turkey and Bitcoin Have in Common?
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Idris Elba Working Out Will Give You Nightmares (Part 3)
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A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
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Kevin Spacey Has Been Accused of … Wait for the Biebs
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Trump Isn't Actually Doing This?
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Bionic Humans Are About to Unmask Themselves
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26 Reasons Why Texas Will Always Suck
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Carrie Underwood Makes a Good Old Fashioned Orgy
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It Was Nothing Weird
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Amazon Is Actually Still Screwing Us [CHART]
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5 Amazing Magical Powers Created by Mexican Drug Cartels
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The Mountain Goats
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Teen Scientists Create a Super Babe
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Brace Yourself for Being a Heroin Addict
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What It's Like to Drive Like an Asshole
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Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
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Here's Why You Shouldn't Be That Way
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David Bowie and Morrissey in Fight Over Stepchildren Next Week
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13 Best Places to Go to Jail
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Batman Spotted on a Baby Manatee
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People Say "Hi" to Each Other?
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Taylor Swift Surprises Fans With Free Speech
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Who Is Up Here, Apple-Head
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Prepare to Be Stopped Immediately
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The Virtues of Green Cats
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Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study Abroad