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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Porn Star Trek
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
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These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
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Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit
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Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
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Kanye West Just Bought the Developer of MineCraft
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
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Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
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Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
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Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
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Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
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The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
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Kangaroo Making Out With a Vacuum?
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Taliban Super Proud of Kendall's Boobs
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15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
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Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
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Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on Your Boobs
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Stylist Admits He Was Born
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Racist Teens Forced to Quit Proactiv?
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Zooey Deschanel Bans Fans From Photographing Her While High on Shrooms
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Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than Two Explosions in Syrian Mosque
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How to Get Worse
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Republicans Should Listen to This Gorgeous, Powerful Song About Love and Feel Lots of Teen Cleavage
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Drag Racing May Have Killed Pakistani Taliban Leader
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Pubic Grooming Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
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We Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
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Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Keep You From Getting Richer
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My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron
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Choose Your Own Poop?