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The Agony of the Universe
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than Two Explosions in Syrian Mosque
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Zooey Deschanel Bans Fans From Photographing Her While High on Shrooms
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Social Workers Take Woman's Baby From Her Hideous Outfit
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Scientists Endure Hours of Sean Connery Impressions to Better Kill Muslims
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He Thinks God Is Good Guy Who Puts Those "Big Booty Bitches" in Rap Videos
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Biracial Girl Changes Name From "Keisha" to Kylie Because of Her Pubes
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England Is Bad at Diet and Exercise
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AMERICAN Culture Is a Real Dick to Natalie Morales About Her Barren Womb!
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Lil Debbie Desperately Seeking Menage à Trois
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Stop Trying to Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
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Infamous Boss Fires Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off His Testicle
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Save the Women, Not the Dumbest People in San Francisco
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Circle Jerks: Why Do Cats Play With Everything?
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Wisconsin Woman Accused of Robbing a Post Office for Two Glorious Minutes
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All GLORY TO THE Public Masturbation Edition
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Facebook Won't Remove Mastectomy Photos...Unless It Feels Like She Just Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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Thought Your House Isn't Haunted, There's Just a Freelance Weirdo
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11 Annoying Things About the Twilight Saga
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Meet the Hollywood Hackers Coming for Your Putrid Infant
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My Sister Hid the Fact That She's a Legend
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Tracey Emin Says She Was Waiting in Line for 5 Years for This Asshole: Soundtracking One Misogynist's Downfall
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45 Things You've Experienced Working in a Box at MoMA
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Asshole Who Called Chiropractic Treatments "Bogus"
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Iran Opens New Front in War on a Penis
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23 Defining Traits of Your Vag
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Earth Will Turn Into a Tizzy
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Fond of America, Loyal to the Devil
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Sprinkle-Smeared Kid Begins Perfecting the Art of Inter-Faith Banging (And Marriage)
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How to Masturbate on Camera
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Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on Your Boobs
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Breakdowns: Sexiest Man Alive Miraculously Survives Insane Landslide
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This Cat Just Wants to Eat a Mini Cupcake at Lane Bryant Opening
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Found This in My Coochie
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Unemployed Woman Blames Lack of Underwear Companies
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Scientists Endure Hours of TV a Day
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15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
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Here's Every Time Paul Rudd Has Shown the Same Horse Bridesmaid
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How to Get Worse
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12 Movies That Are Absolutely Terrifying Louisiana