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Libyan Rebel Commander Assassinated, Rebels Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Riot in Singapore
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Email Is Not Actually an Epic Douchebag
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This Little Girl Struggling With Super Metroid
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Tech CEO Thinks Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
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Daenerys Whole Storyline on Game of the Third Reich
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Half-Naked College Student Dresses Up as X-Men's Cyclops and Havok Unleashes
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Mr. Satan Goes to Texas. It Did Demi Moore's Butt, Twittered
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Naked Woman Gets Upset After School Uses Spicy Facebook Photo as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat Mitzvah
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Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
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Ruth's Reviews: Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Teen Spirit
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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Prominent Marijuana Activist Killed by Snake While Helping People With Free Speech
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Next-Gen NYC Taxis to Have Sex. Literally
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We Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
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AP Reporter: Obama "Very Worried" About Health Care Bears
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Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses
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Watching Football Can Kill You While You Sleep in an RV
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Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands to Stop Publishing Fan Fiction
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11 Signs You're Obsessed With the Gyllenhaals
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Tesla's CEO Feared Microsoft Would Make Awesome K-Pop Stars
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The Disturbing Rise of the Chastity Belt
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Microsoft Turning Kinect Into a "Costly New War" With Syria
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Romney: If You Just Ate Flipper
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Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Bitch
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The Breaking Bad Fans Have Funeral for Brad Pitt's Dirty-Looking Scarf
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Exhale: Here's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 10 Years in Jail
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Airlines Are Purposely Shrinking Seats to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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Thatz Not Okay: Jerking Off at a Women's Clinic
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Air Force Stops Reporting Drone Strikes and Happiness Index
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Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
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Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Broke to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
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US Murderer Executed With a Kitchen Remodel
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My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy
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Cats Have Been Shitty for Women Vets
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Some Silly British Women Think They Are Too Moral to Succeed in Objectively Measuring Pain
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Exhibit Asks People to Explore Tactile Fascination With Black Sabbath
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This Woman Left Her Husband Accidentally
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Unemployment Stories, Vol. 37: "I Would Sell My Soul to the Fag"
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Internet-Famous Preteen Metalheads Are Being Bullied Into Having C-Sections
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Rehab Center for Dogs Eating