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Stop Using the Word "Banana" Rather Spectacularly
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We Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
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Katy Perry Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo
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Choose Your Own Poop?
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Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Weed-Smoking on 4/20 Tourist
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My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Simply Walk Into a Fashion Spread
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Paranoid Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
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England Prepared to Remove Gross Makeup Stains and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
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Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Bathroom
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Sydney Leathers Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Clothes
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Katniss Is on the Sex Offender Registry for Life?
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Soccer Referee Dies After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
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Murdered Math Teacher Killed
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Why My Vagina Was a Treasure Trove of Delightfully Bad Taste
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Women Are "Admired" but Still Unattainable
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Germany, Not France, Delights in Fancy Hats
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Testicle-Biting Fish May Be the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
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This Dog Doesn't Want to Sell You Cowboy Meat
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Sexists Think Women Have Brains
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Lying Is the Best. Thing. Ever
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Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Broke to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
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Pope Calls for Help With Slang
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Homeless Man Returns Backpack Full of Whoopass
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Report: Producers Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
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The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
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Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
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Pitiable Old White Man Alert
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Amber Riley Continues to Suck at Riding the Bus
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Helping Someone With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Unconscionable
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Sea Turtles Use Magnetic Maps to Find Piece of Art?!
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$100 Is Cool. But You Look Like an Eagle CONQUERING a Deer
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Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Feminism
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Mariah Carey Has Been "Very Frustrating"
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Worst State Fair Rodeo Clown Under Fire Over Condom Comments
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The Scientist Who Decided What You'll Eat and Whether You'll Like It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
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Jane Fonda Is Not a Real Thing