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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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Ed Begley Jr. Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now?
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Man Convicted of Being a Picky Eater
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Disney Plans to Manufacture a Line of Anti-Rape Panties
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Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again
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Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
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Black People Feel Good Sometimes
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Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz
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Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber?
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Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Annihilated
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Project Spark Lets You Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
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Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
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All of Us Are Super Annoying
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Europe Is No Longer a Safe Place for Women, Sandwiches, Teens Flee
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Your BFF Is Giving You Brain Damage
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Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
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This Sled Dog Is Stealing Your Soul and Dreams
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die Like Ned Stark
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It's Thanksgiving So We Asked Black Kids About Incarceration
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Women's Restroom at the Pittsburgh Comicon
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Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
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Feds Seize Assets of World's Least Funny "Satire" Site
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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When Assholes Use the Nuke
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Gwyneth Paltrow Could Have Been Used as Medicine
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Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
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Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
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Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Sailing on a Horse, NBD
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Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits
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Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine