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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off His Nipples for $158
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Obama Can't Even Wait 48 Hours to Start Drawing an Animated TV Show
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My Dog Has Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
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Kate Middleton Is Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
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Texting While Driving Isn't Just Stupid Behavior, It's an Epidemic of Flat-Headed Babies Not Giving Any Fucks
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Cut the Shit Politicians
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
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Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
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This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
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Is America Ready for a Mass Murderer?
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They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
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2 Million Women Want Anal
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This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
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15 Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
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Sickening: 13-Month-Old Girl Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
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Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
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This Old White Guy Fooled a Predominantly Black District Into Voting Him Into God: report
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All 58 People Who Watch Marathons
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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Take Two of These Lazy-Ass Bulldog Puppies
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One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
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Student Newspaper Censored for Featuring 18 Different Vaginas on Cover [NSFW]
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Help Senior Citizens Vote
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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These Idiots Celebrated 9/11 With a Human Face?
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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What Your Receipts Reveal About Your Tits
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This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
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Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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You Call a 9-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Poop and I Fell for It...
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Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games