Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dirtybird

Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Just Let This Cross-Eyed Cat Sleep, Goddammit
5	5 Vote	The Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the International Space Station
6	6 Vote	Motorola Is Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
8	8 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Gov. shutdown
7	7 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is an Idiot
6	6 Vote	Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of Retirement
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
2	2 Vote	Gay of Thrones TV Series
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
4	4 Vote	33 Signs You're Obsessed With Donating Blood
6	6 Vote	Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves
8	8 Vote	How Not to Shoot and Kill Someone for the 8th Time
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
4	4 Vote	The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Moments in the History of Cat GIFs
89	89 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Video Game Character
7	7 Vote	Obama's New Pledge to Send 80,000 People to Complain About "Reverse Racism"
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
6	6 Vote	At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are There So Many Jews
94	94 Vote	How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
32	32 Vote	Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year After Their Triplets Die in a Hotel
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
8	8 Vote	Family Is Being Stalked by Strippers
6	6 Vote	11 Disney Princesses With Beards
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
9	9 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now Unemployment Benefits Sharply Increase
34	34 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
26	26 Vote	Louis CK Tried (And Failed) to Get Out Of Bed
6	6 Vote	Here Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
181	181 Vote	Wondering Why Young People Don't Have Sex With Ghosts
15	15 Vote	I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
177	177 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
36	36 Vote	An Extinct Bug That Looks Just Like a Crotch