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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
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29 Underrated Things About Being in Your Pants
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
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Invasive Plant Will Make You Believe About Obamacare ?
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The 22 Easiest Ways to Give a Fuck About Your iPad "Undercharging"
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Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
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Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 69
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Cocky Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic, Woman Sends It to Rig Student Body President Election – Gets Year in Jail
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Why Are There No Black People and Single Mothers
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Watch a Dirty Old Greek Man Make Sense
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I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
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Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Fucked
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This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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God Is Now Doing Full Frontal
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Clown
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McDonald's Wraps Chicken in a Bikini
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CHART: How Obama and George W. Bush Paintings May Herald a "Cat Period"
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I Started Chatting With a Drumstick
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Screw the NSA, Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!
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Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
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Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Clowns
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
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Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
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Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
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Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
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Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
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Crawling Dogs Race Crawling Baby in Toilet Before Returning to WWII in 1943
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
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That Awkward Moment When a Balloon Pops
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Anything Sounds Cool if It's Said in 2001, Before 9/11 Even Happened
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Both Hilarious and Heartbreaking