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Imagine Feeding Oprah Pizza in a Closet at Work

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banger

How Is the Queen of Teenage Angst

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i’m doing okay i think

Three Incredibly Easy Ways to Make Time Slow Down

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i need this urgently

Do Not Come to the Moon

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this is one of my favourite headlines posted to this site ever, damn

What Is Wrong With Me?

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been asking myself this a lot today

Unhinged Cringe From the United States

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incredible headline. knocked it out of the park

Illinois Now Has Legs

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yeah but does she know how to use em

Dick. I'm Trying to Harm the USA

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damn i just got this as a smash right now. thought i got a really good unique one ):

Pokemon Go Piss

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this one is so good

Nail Salon Exclusively for Men to Change Name to "Salmon"

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nail salmon

Kelsey Grammer Frasiers His Way Into Existence

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im still mad that im the only person who upvoted this

ABBA Record a New Meme

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lay all your love on meme

ABBA Back After Outage

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okay yeah this is a good way of describing a 40 year hiatus

A Waste of Time Causes ABBA to Reappear

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the ABBA fandom waiting 40 years for a new album

A Bunch of Dudes Simply Rocking

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dudes rock

Here's What Nobody Realizes About Acetaminophen

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clearly i need to listen to more of them

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nah i do im just creating The Clickbait

Florida Man Dies

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this is so good im furious i didnt get this

President and CEO of Mental Illness

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Me.

There's So Much Ass I Cried

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s-tier

See! I Can Drink at Work

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stunning, brave

I Was Gob

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loved you when you rode that segway, buddy

Facebook Promises to Impose Communism "By Any Means Necessary"

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i actively wish this was true

"Mom Don't Read" – by Brian Eno

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im wheezing

You're Never Too Old for Facts About Norway

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that's true...

Yes Virginia, There Is No Country for Old Men

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masterpiece

Be Right Back, Signing Up for Social Revolution

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mood

Police Seize Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like President Eisenhower

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this is one of the funniest headlines on this site to this day honestly

Good Morning! Time to Face Evil

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me @ my own brain

COVID-19 Poses a Huge Threat to Cops

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Good.

Pachelbel's Canon Performed on a Barge

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i really like this one but is it the barge that got stuck under the bridge?

Rich or Poor, Young or Old, Everyone in Danger Ahead!!!

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im ready to shake hands with it

Mysterious "Heartbeat" Detected Coming From My Body?!

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oh my god alice you joined

Death Industry Is "Racist"

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idk why i saved this it's just true (at least in the US. the history of black funeral homes in the US is really interesting)

Sweden Has Become the World's Biggest Battery

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måste ladda

What Is a Socialist

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i hate when my friends get introduced to stuff i like and they're way funnier than me (i actually don't, it's way more fun to see what we all get)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Goat in a Church

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this is one of my favourite headlines anyone has ever saved on this site and i couldn't explain why in a million years

The New Age of Consent

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saving this solely because i love new order

Marxo-Capitalism at Work Bathroom

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this is just a fancier way of reciting that boss makes a dollar i make a dime thing

Everything You Need to Visit in Stockholm With a Grain of Salt

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me dragging you to the ABBA museum for the 5th time this week