Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
268	268 Vote	Bad News Ruining Your Life? Join a Choir, Nerd
4	4 Vote	Umm … Is Not. [NSFW]
51	51 Vote	Anthony Is One Delusional Bitch
3	3 Vote	I Had No Choices
8	8 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
113	113 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Cats Have It — Actual Drugs
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
4	4 Vote	Could You Graduate High School
100	100 Vote	Here Is a Thing 1	1
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
2	2 Vote	All KINDS of Right-Wing Temper Tantrums
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
176	176 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Bad Idea 1	1
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
7	7 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Destroying the Newspaper Industry
91	91 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
7	7 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Chewing Gum and Cigarettes
4	4 Vote	Should We Blame the Hippies
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
89	89 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
177	177 Vote	Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
54	54 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Die in a Flower-Printed Coat
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
60	60 Vote	Sim City in Real Life Sounds Horrifying
5	5 Vote	There's an Awesome Gymnast
104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
299	299 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
149	149 Vote	Porn Star Trek
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3