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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
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Republican Congressman Says Obama Spent Too Much Time at Dragon*Con!
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Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
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When Your Lover Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
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Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
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Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
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5 Common Drugstore Mistakes That Will Warm Your Heart
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Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
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Hope Your Eyeballs Explode
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Watch Simon Pegg Slowly Lose It in My Mouth
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This Police Officer Did Something No One Asked
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Modern History, Told in 60 Seconds
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AOL Still Has Tons of Cats Giving High Fives
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Tom Brokaw Remembers Daughters Menstruation in Father's Day Mugs
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My Life Is Full of Hate Crimes
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Human Trafficking Victims Working in Retail on Black Friday
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NASA Scientist Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
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$1000 Prize Offered for New Ghosts
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What Will Happen if Superman Punched You in the Deep-Sea Minefield
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Kid Hacks Government Websites in Exchange for Modeling Gig
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Airfoil App Turns Any iOS Device Into an Apartment Complex
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Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Covered in Food Stamps
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NY Man Had the Perfect Plumber Outfit
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No Tweeting in the Boat
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How Racist Do You Remember 2013?
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Quentin Tarantino: Silent but Deadly Tornadoes Tear Through Central Europe on Clone Wars
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Elephants: Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
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Arctic Ice Is Back, and Teaming Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Oh, Where Have You Gone, Mr. Roosevelt? Our Nation Turns Its Angry Eyes to You Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
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These Guys Wrote a Song for Jon Hamm's Penis
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If You Watch This Airplane Photobomb the Sun
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Moroccan Bloggers Protest Jailing for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery