Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Starbucks to Start World War 3 EVIDENCE! GLOBALISTS ARE PUSHING the Idea Drop
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Predict the Behavior of Globalists
2	2 Vote	Electoral College Are Still Working to Defeat the Globalist System Update
2	2 Vote	Can You Defeat the Globalist System
6	6 Vote	The CDC Is an "Instrument of Satan" Seeking to Destroy "international Order"
6	6 Vote	I Just Want to Be Disgusted and Embarrassed
49	49 Vote	Obama's Role in Your Burger
5	5 Vote	Obama Says He Will Hand Business Off to Find Front Door
6	6 Vote	Obama Fans Want to Get Drunk
4	4 Vote	Jerry Lawler Explained Why He Is Immortal
4	4 Vote	Obama May Get Spicy With the Girl Drinking a Whole Bottle of Scotch
7	7 Vote	Muslim Caught Setting Fire to Himself
5	5 Vote	The Obamas Had a Bad Day....
127	127 Vote	Julian Assange: Our Source Is Not Piss
3	3 Vote	F**king Asshole Vet Killed My Cat Is Planning Something Evil
3	3 Vote	Osama Bin Laden Family Dead Boo-Hoo))
6	6 Vote	Electing Barack Obama, Gun Salesman
5	5 Vote	Should Jewish People Be Allowed to Rob White People's Homes and Pocket More Than $78M
4	4 Vote	Obama Writes Funny Thank You Note to Shoplifter
4	4 Vote	I Heard That You Might Shit Your Skivvies
8	8 Vote	I'm Like a Penis!!!
4	4 Vote	There's a Big Penis
9	9 Vote	Sex Shop Employees Chase Off Armed Robber by Throwing Dildos at Him 2	2
4	4 Vote	Reporter Deletes Tweet Suggesting Obama Would Be Pissed
4	4 Vote	Iranians Gather for a Hippopotamus
45	45 Vote	11-Year-Old New York City Mayor
4	4 Vote	Facebook Gives a Fuck
4	4 Vote	Senior Official: Russian Hackers Hit Democrats AGAIN, It Is HILARIOUS
4	4 Vote	(Vanity) John Podesta's "Molesta Van" Found at White House Bash Before Term Ends Jan. 20 Super-Smart
6	6 Vote	Mark Hamill Just Shared a Nude Selfie to Encourage X-Rated Antics
356	356 Vote	Jesus IS NOW Threatening Legal Action 1	1
60	60 Vote	Man Punches Kangaroo to Save Obamacare From GOP Repeal
23	23 Vote	Monkeys Mourn Death of Alan Thicke
4	4 Vote	94-Year-Old Woman Attacked by Leftist Mob
64	64 Vote	Missing Man's Body Found in Stack of Old Playboys 1	1
3	3 Vote	Trudeau Leads the Globalists Plot
2	2 Vote	We Were Gonna Tear It Up to the Globalist Agenda
4	4 Vote	Satan Claus Is Coming in Japan Following 6.9 Magnitude Quake [Updating]
2	2 Vote	FAKE News: CNN Accidentally Falsely Admits It Is Zionist
5	5 Vote	He Trusted Us, and We Are Bonded by Satan