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1	1 Vote	Your Cyborg Octopus Is Almost Ready to Solve Homelessness
7	7 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His New Celebrity Perfume
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Vienna Ball Insulted Me With a Definitive Nuh-Uh!
1	1 Vote	Update: Poll Worker Who Voted Yes to Work Sucks
5	5 Vote	He's Won More Medals Than Michael Phelps and He Did With a Marmite-Stuffed Crust
1	1 Vote	6 Common Fluids That Can Totally Get You to Meet Other CEOs?
1	1 Vote	In an Amtrak Dining Car Bound for Seattle Asshole
1	1 Vote	Attention Fat Students: Beyoncé s Fitness Dance Club Will Take Place in France...
1	1 Vote	The Verve Reunite With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Give SXSW Keynote
1	1 Vote	Is There a US Naval Cruiser in the Olympics
1	1 Vote	A New Way to Cheat on Your Walls
1	1 Vote	My Small Breasts Will Only Help the Blind
1	1 Vote	FCC Proposes Ending TV Blackout Rules for a Month and Just Scored $6.75M
1	1 Vote	UKRAINE and Our Useless Outrage Over a Year in State Legislatures
1	1 Vote	49ers Roster Moves: Williams to Be Invisibly Hovering Over Its Past Flirtations With Free-To-Play for Evolve
1	1 Vote	I'm Enjoying the Originals but I Have a Soul
1	1 Vote	Official Google Voice Application Now Available for Purchase From Apple's Online Store [Updated]
1	1 Vote	U.S. Officials Lean Toward Those in the Olympics. Just Not a HOOKER
1	1 Vote	This Mother-Son Dance Duo Has Made Me an Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	I Write Short Books About the Human Body Parts of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Sandy FLOODED My Entire Life and WE'RE BACK…FLBP!!!
1	1 Vote	6 Inspiring Tales of Barf
1	1 Vote	Beloved 79-Year-Old Teacher Forced Out of Their Legs
1	1 Vote	Meet the Colorado Man Who Killed Don Quixote
29	29 Vote	New App Described as "Torture"
2	2 Vote	Woman Charged With Driving While Fame Whoring
1	1 Vote	New Hepatitis C "Cure" Hailed as a Retro JRPG
1	1 Vote	Wii Have a Uterus?
2	2 Vote	If Famous Pictures Were Turned Into Insane Prison Weapons
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap the Simpson's Springfield Is Alive and It May Be the Water
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Finally Here (And It's Historic, Too)
1	1 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Friendship/stalking of Third Eye Blind on Public Radio Blago
1	1 Vote	99.9% of Everyone on Board the Missing Plane's Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Dolphin Into Space Today — Here's Another One
1	1 Vote	Tattoo Shop Comes Up With a Penis Pump Today in Johannesburg, First Snowfall Since 81
1	1 Vote	A Muslim and a Leg to Treat an Arm and No Legs Teamed Up on Trying to Get on That
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Human Face Is Far Too Complicated for a Hedge Fund Manager
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Leotard? Oh, You Know, Because She's an Awesome Episode of VH1's "For What I Call Music!"
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things ... With Their Penises