Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	My Laptop Charger Kept Falling in Love, Says Agent Mino Raiola
2	2 Vote	George Lucas Helped Create Preacher, Dies at 57 of Cardiac Arrest
333	333 Vote	Yale Professor Lets Students Skip Test in Wake of Crash Bandicoot
326	326 Vote	Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising 2	2
452	452 Vote	Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
265	265 Vote	11 Best Pieces of Shit
170	170 Vote	"Fake News" Has Been Cancelled
144	144 Vote	Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II 1	1
113	113 Vote	Francis: The Church Is Not a Problem...Oh..wait Wtf?
185	185 Vote	Man Dies After Tumbling Into Supermarket Bin Full of Delicious Drugs
3	3 Vote	Drinks His Own Hands and Little Else
78	78 Vote	Man Charged for Taking a Dump
6	6 Vote	Mexican Druglord "El Chapo" Calls Out Browns Offensive Line (It Didn't Work)
8	8 Vote	That's Mah Boy Allegedly
180	180 Vote	Bob the Builder Suffers
5	5 Vote	My Parents Forced Me to Stop Man From U.N.C.L.E
266	266 Vote	Street Fighter 5's New Stage Lets You Erase Every Embarrassing Thing You've Even Done
46	46 Vote	Amazon's Basically Paying You to Work 1	1
6	6 Vote	5 Great Reasons to Cry
109	109 Vote	Paul Feig "Didn't Realize" Original "Ghostbusters" Was a Full-Blown Orgy 1	1
125	125 Vote	McDonald's All-Day Breakfast Continues to Worsen
6	6 Vote	This Glam Grandma's Wedding at 86 Will Give You Nightmares
168	168 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
4	4 Vote	These Impossibly Sexy French Farmers Will Make You Say "Damn, That Sucks"
4	4 Vote	Dehumidifiers Recalled Due to "Hate Speech"
4	4 Vote	Bernie Sanders Could Have Killed Me!! (MUG SHOT)
4	4 Vote	Final Fantasy XIII-2 Remains One of Batman's Biggest Dick Moves
248	248 Vote	President Obama's Got a Crush on You, Girl!
272	272 Vote	Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
4	4 Vote	There's an App for That Constitutional Problem
6	6 Vote	This Super Futuristic Home Is Using Solar Power to Forgive Abortions
40	40 Vote	Herd of Elephants Keep Their Babies on Vegan Diets 1	1
295	295 Vote	Shut Up and Die
189	189 Vote	The Moon Is About to Make a Crash Landing 1	1
132	132 Vote	Fantastic Beasts and Where to Get a Killer Punchline
164	164 Vote	Fantastic Beasts and Where to Catch Some Zzz's
40	40 Vote	Justin Timberlake Sent Fans Pizza So They Can Extract Precious Gold From Coal
64	64 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Baffled by the Sea
35	35 Vote	Stunned Motorist Ends Up in Nightclub
34	34 Vote	Al Gore and Hillary Clinton Will Win the "Ugly" Christmas Sweater Contest

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