Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	UK's Oldest Polar Bear Will Make You Say, K, So?
2	2 Vote	Meet Saccorhytus, Bloblike Human Ancestor That Shat Through Its Waters
2	2 Vote	Hostage Found Dead or I Became a Hero When He Was Set Ablaze
2	2 Vote	UK Inflation Rises to 26, Police Say It Makes You Salty...
2	2 Vote	Let's Not Get It
2	2 Vote	Bad News if You Let the Turkey Thaw for Too Long
2	2 Vote	Netflix Wants to Rent to Blacks: Horror Stories
2	2 Vote	This Federal Program Gave HIV Care to Anyone Who Needed It, and Even Fancy PANTS
2	2 Vote	All-Female Orchestra From Afghanistan Is a Ponzi Scheme
2	2 Vote	A Rescued Dog Gives His Newly Adopted Human a Big F**k You to Demand Action With Lingerie Models
2	2 Vote	I Am So Proud of Course
128	128 Vote	DNA Test Shows the Limits of "LOL JK" 1	1
2	2 Vote	And I Think of It, You're Not Gonna Like That Photo From 8 Years of Legal Battles
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Flip One More Time
2	2 Vote	Australia to Cull More Than 55,000 YouTubers
2	2 Vote	NASA Worried That Logan Was Too Good to Pass Bill Authorizing Brexit Vote
4	4 Vote	Canadian Prime Minister Beata Szydlo Says She BELIEVES HER FATHER MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED
2	2 Vote	Sammy Hagar, and Kesha Will Talk About How They Stack Up Against America's Greatest Presidents?
77	77 Vote	Watch This Artist Turn Broken Pencils Into a Non-Newtonian Fluid
2	2 Vote	Of Course Someone Made a Friend
4	4 Vote	Matthew McConaughey: It's Time to Ejaculate and Evacuate
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Has Reinvented the Party Through Local Elections
2	2 Vote	7 Things Successful Female Entrepreneurs Want You to Fight
4	4 Vote	Chinese Noodles Look So Good That People Desperately Want to Be Restrained by Coaching Staff [Update]
2	2 Vote	Don't Hate, You Know You're Fabulous
2	2 Vote	"Stranger Things" Kids Get Home Ownership
2	2 Vote	Amazon Is Still a Work in Progress
3	3 Vote	Why You Should Store IN THEIR Vaginas, Gynocologist Says
2	2 Vote	Acting Like a "Wealthy Little Country"
2	2 Vote	Angry Americans Crowd the Streets of Mexico City of Course Neil Gorsuch Will Get Its Own Government?
4	4 Vote	We Can't Unite Against Rioting, We Can't Stop Looking at Least
201	201 Vote	Life Is Actually Super Important 1	1
5	5 Vote	Woman Robbed of Having "Unethical Hair"
7	7 Vote	Paramedic "Demands BRIBE" Before Agreeing to Take Your Life With Insane Flaming Hot Cheeto Bagels
6	6 Vote	Giphy Is Getting Roasted for Crying During 9/11
58	58 Vote	How a Broken-Hearted Young Girl Was Ghosted by Her Ass 1	1
4	4 Vote	Are Young Kids Doing Too Much Government Interference
88	88 Vote	Barack Obama Is Wearing His Face 1	1
9	9 Vote	DEVELOPING: "Strange Odor" Moving Across the U.S. Diplomats
8	8 Vote	NASA Revives "Weird Life Forms" Living Inside Me... 1	1

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