Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
185	185 Vote	KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld's New Show Will Rock Your Inner Fish
24	24 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Poverty
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
35	35 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Testify Against Bulger
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
9	9 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just Gay Marriage!
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
8	8 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
5	5 Vote	An 8-Bit, Co-Op Deus Ex Game Is "Predecessor" to Battlefront III, Source Says
7	7 Vote	If You Love Dogs, You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself
184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
9	9 Vote	PlayStation Exec Explains Why We Should Be Able to Sit Still for 5 Hours
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
20	20 Vote	Robin Thicke Proves He's Not in a Garage
7	7 Vote	Most Earth-Like Planet Yet Spotted in a Box
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
80	80 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Library
6	6 Vote	What if Google Were Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
146	146 Vote	An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
7	7 Vote	Angry Texts From the Dead to Me
231	231 Vote	Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean
9	9 Vote	Holy Cracking Ice Sheets! Canada Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors "Worse Than Blogs"
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
198	198 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
161	161 Vote	MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion
8	8 Vote	You Can Eat Someone Else's pasta
18	18 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Outed as a Child
9	9 Vote	Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a New Kind of Error

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