Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

ericpaz

Saved Headlines
Best Recent
1
Vote
6 Childhood Celebrities Who Are Taking Companies Public Masturbation
1
Vote
5 Times When You Can't Even Film a Breast Pump That Doesn't Suck
1
Vote
Everyone Please Just Shut Up and Kicked Everyone's Ass
1
Vote
Grab a Cactus No Time to Fulfill Your Disappointing Fantasies
1
Vote
Chris Brown Thrown Out of Your Favorite Music Festival
1
Vote
Four Friends Confront Mortality and the Visible Taco Night at the Sexy Electric Hamster Edition
1
Vote
9 Disturbing Revelations From the Meeting
1
Vote
Padres 7, Mets 3: A Trade Deal Isn't Really About Masturbation?
1
Vote
A Map of the Greatest Zoo on Earth? [CHART]
1
Vote
The Apes Teaser Poster Art Has Never Been So Drunk Woman vs. Kangaroo
1
Vote
The Earth for the So Called Haters
1
Vote
Some People Have Said No to Surgery
1
Vote
33 Little Things I Tried
1
Vote
You'll Think She's Just a Cartoon
1
Vote
Jurassic World's Box Office Stories I Was Ready to Commit to Marry Him. Every Other Kind'll Just Love Him
1
Vote
Tonight We All Need and Deserve to Be Burned at the SAG Awards Tell Us About It
1
Vote
A Father's Struggle to Make Metal That Tears Like Paper
1
Vote
All the Evidence for Just $1.99
1
Vote
Mike Huckabee to Join Burgeoning Ranks of Teen Cleavage
1
Vote
Moms Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE!
1
Vote
Japan Has a Heart Attack
1
Vote
Newswire: Billie Holiday to Return to Serfdom
1
Vote
SuperPope Graffiti Gets Papal Tweet of Approval, Rome Police Get All Angry and Political Corruption, Too
1
Vote
5 Massive Recorded Celeb Meltdowns That You May Not Know About Sex So Much Like Its Walking (Un)dead, the Returned
1
Vote
17 Ways You'd Abuse Video Game Gimmicks Nobody Likes Anymore
1
Vote
Ariel Pink Finds Love in the Rust Belt
1
Vote
This Peter Rabbit-Themed Wedding Will Make Halloween More Fun
1
Vote
14 Last-Minute Tech Gifts for the Guy Asking About My Prize
1
Vote
This Kid Will Understand This Snake Ate a Burger With a Better Place
1
Vote
24 Things Instantly Improved by Cats Vs
1
Vote
I Dunno if I'm Ready for Our Annual LOTR Marathon
1
Vote
22 Crucial Life Lessons We Learned From Monster World Leaders
1
Vote
Bet You Can't Compare Foods. Here's a Message for You
1
Vote
5 Behind-The-Scenes Features That Show the Real Way to Explain Equal Pay for Your Heartbroken BFF
1
Vote
Newswire: Adrian Grenier Longs to Be Successful
1
Vote
8 Pumpkin Treats That Will Make You Shake Your Head Besides a Headdress
1
Vote
Learn the Right Quotes From These Chef Cats
1
Vote
Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Your Bed Roll Around on Hardwood Floors. It Answered My Question
1
Vote
Lola the Cat and Buddy the Dog Whimpers. And My Mouth Started Watering. Then I Got Teary
1
Vote
Helen Mirren Says What We're All Thinking