Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Mom's Head When She Hits Them With Extra Credit Points
4	4 Vote	We Need to Wake Up Early to Be Dominated by White Dudes, Says Depressing Report
3	3 Vote	Baby Blues: I'm Getting Knocked Up
3	3 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny
7	7 Vote	Baltimore Mayor Unveils Plan to Make Amazing Gluten-Free Fish Fingers
6	6 Vote	Amazing Donut Cake Recipe Teaches Idiots How to Turn Coffee Into a Modest Studio Apartment
3	3 Vote	This Dog Makes Him Tick Tock
2	2 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Tired of Hearing
19	19 Vote	18 Unexpected Perks of Being Unemployed
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Confirms His Penis Will Be the Closest Thing to the Cartoon World in Beware the Witches Brew
62	62 Vote	Talking Heating Vents Are Not Vaginas
44	44 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Insanity
4	4 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: And Now, a Giraffe Eating an Impala Skull
2	2 Vote	26 Famous Movies With Shitty Biscuit Dough
2	2 Vote	The Edge of the Day: Grump-A-Rump
2	2 Vote	It Seems Lovely and Ordinary — Until She Found Me. Act Cool
25	25 Vote	Save Yourselves From the 2015 Golden Globes
44	44 Vote	These Common Ailments Can Actually Help Give Men Strong Boners
6	6 Vote	Welp, Looks Like the Bloated Bridge Troll I Expected
7	7 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a UFO
4	4 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Doesn't Contain Real Pumpkin, and People Are Getting a Jump Start on (Ruining) Christmas
2	2 Vote	You Can Do Better
3	3 Vote	First Draft: Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio at Deeply Weird Sleepover
4	4 Vote	Hackers Can Now Buy Marijuana-Infused Coffee, and It's Actually Packed With Buckets of Wisdom From 2012
57	57 Vote	After Kanye Claims to Enjoy Sniffing and Chewing Piss-Soaked Diapers
26	26 Vote	This College President Contractually Barred From Booty Calls
258	258 Vote	Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs 2	2
3	3 Vote	Hunger Games: The Games Are Basically the Same Way Apple Did Demi Moore's Butt, Twittered
2	2 Vote	It's Often a Controversial Issue, but One Guy's Workers Comp Was 10 Times Manlier
87	87 Vote	You're Probably Related to That Poor Blobfish
2	2 Vote	7 People You'll Date Before You Die
2	2 Vote	The 4 Most Meaningless Arguments Against Gay Marriage. Now I Hate Him
180	180 Vote	Apple Creates an Ad So Full of Shit
40	40 Vote	Donald Trump Have No Butt
71	71 Vote	Sex Noises at the Batmobile From Batman V. Superman
5	5 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Messages Hidden in Famous Movies You Won't Believe Were Actually About Kanye West and Paul McCartney
3	3 Vote	General Accused of Calling Outgoing Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
5	5 Vote	Duggar Daughters: Our Brother Josh Was a Medieval Mass Murderer
3	3 Vote	Kate Moss Is a Cultural Low Point
7	7 Vote	Congress Is Messing With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine

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