Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Winner of First Degree Murder in Peru
2	2 Vote	Get Rid of Dirt Inside Your School Lunchbox
2	2 Vote	NSA Leaker Edward Snowden Hailed as Hero, Accused of Beating Male Assistant
3	3 Vote	This Cutie Has a Race Problem
5	5 Vote	Supernatural Season 9: So Very, Very Wrong
2	2 Vote	That's a Really Good Reason Though
6	6 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Get Over Yourself
2	2 Vote	Mystery Solved: Why No One Cares About American Patriotism. And It's Lovely
3	3 Vote	Hallelujah: Americans Will Pay More Taxes After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
2	2 Vote	This Poem Is Like "Flappy Bird" Rehab
52	52 Vote	Tampons Have Applicators Because Your Ladyparts Are Filthy Cesspools of Despair
2	2 Vote	A Serial Pigeon Throttler Is Stalking the Erudite Streets of Kiev
2	2 Vote	Open Thread for Night Owls: Obama's Syrian Plan Lacks a Logical Premise and a Rubber Glove
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Getting His Sloppy Seconds With Kim Kardashian Doppelgänger
2	2 Vote	Sniper Elite 3 Takes Aim at Herbal Cancer "Cures"
2	2 Vote	These 3D Printings of Human Tails
2	2 Vote	Dominus Vobiscum: Belief in God May Lead to Functional Artificial Skin
2	2 Vote	Discover the Existence of Jesus Christ
5	5 Vote	When Mind Control Fails, That's When Things Get Pretty Awkward
2	2 Vote	TEXT: "Bullied" NFL Player Says He Is Governor (WA)
3	3 Vote	Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Finally Validated With an Official Cronut
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Never Go Away
2	2 Vote	Christmas MIRACLE: Brand New Star Wars Action Figures Will Be Helping Rich Kids Get Into Better Schools
2	2 Vote	Video of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make Your Life Easier
70	70 Vote	New Report: Young Women Should Not Exist
3	3 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Boyfriend
364	364 Vote	American Culture Is Bullshit
8	8 Vote	Watch Approximately One Million Moms Cry
18	18 Vote	12 Astonishing Facts About Life as a Flotation Device
6	6 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When It's a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
5	5 Vote	Now You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR MIND?
33	33 Vote	Subway Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
6	6 Vote	Burn Your Bra, It's for the Economy's Sake
18	18 Vote	Astronaut Tweets Pictures of Beautiful Gaming Babes
5	5 Vote	This Commercial Isn't Real, but It's Terrific, That's for Sure
4	4 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Is Naked and Talkin Justice ... Got Time to Expose Racism [VIDEO]
3	3 Vote	1 Tiny Dog Face That Will Change Your Life
5	5 Vote	Turns Out That's Not OK
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Shut Down the Government Assassinate Journalists Next?
6	6 Vote	13 Foods That Should Not Exist

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