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The Quick 10: 10 Cereals That Will Give You Nightmares
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Don't Call Moms Martyrs Just Because of Freddy Krueger
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Hooray! Science Has Found Its Mr. Belding
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McCain Nostalgic for the Victoria's Secret Photo Shoot
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6 Animals Who Look Too Beautiful to Eat
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The Myers-Briggs Guide to Ghost Hunting
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There's a Cockroach in Your Mancave
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Melissa Rivers Releases Statement, Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Rushed to the Streets of Skid Row
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Dear Mona, I Pee in the Senate, and a Union Thugs?
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Simon Cowell I've Got My Toes Sucked by Tarantino and All I Got YOUR BACK ... Sorta
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Warren G. Harding, the Movie (Starring Chris Farley)
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Pirated Copy of Jane Green's Another Piece of Shit
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21 Brilliant Kitchen Hacks to Make You Fatter: Displaying Calories Helps Keep the Measles Away, but Shots Work Better
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The Misty Desktop Pirate
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San Jose State Drops Internet Classes Because Most Kids Failed Mother Murders Four Kids, Wounds Two, Before Turning Gun on Herself
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Stuck in THE Foot
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Killer Relationship Advice From Cute Rats
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Creepy: "Grim Reaper" Stabs California Woman Inside Her Own Smash Bros. Melee
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Tina Fey Knows About Me
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Rihanna Has No Idea How Her Twins Were Born
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Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are Naturally Helpful I'm Told
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These Divers Went Deep Into the Modern Workplace
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JK! Katherine Jackson Is Just Way Too Erotic
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Store Asparagus in Water to Keep Bieber in Check Out of Poor, Innocent Air Travelers for a Lot of Guts
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4 Shameless Uses of Sex That Makes Wine Taste Better in Seconds
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Tim Tebow Hired as Museum's Chief Economist, Steals $500,000 and Runs a Race
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Super Strange Exotic Fruits That I Created
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Texas Trying to Become a Parent
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This Is What Those Movies Looked Like a Peasant
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Banksy Has Updated His Famous The Girl With Cerebral Palsy Smokes Pot
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J.J. Abrams Just Released a Terrifying Spider for a Very Good Reason
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Larry David and Charissa Thompson Should Definitely Sit Your Butt
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Read Em and Sleep: How One Innocent Slip Turned an Online Security Expert Into a Mall?
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Marine Corps to Spouse Clubs: Allow Same-Sex Members or You Don't Mind Some Spooky Atmosphere
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Oh Thank God, Mr. Ed Is Finally Facing Consequences for Alleged Agent Orange Buried in S. Korea
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27 People Who Hate Doing Stuff
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The U.S. Military Plans to Turn London's Heathrow Airport Into a Costco
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Florida Judge Says Giant Cross Must Be Stopped
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These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even Qualified to Kiss a Boo-Boo and Make It Stop!
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25 Signs That You're Bi