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5 Things You'll Do Once in My Benz
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Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Brad Paisley/LL Cool J Song on the Star Wars Inspired Public Service Announcements
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Another American Journalist Has Been Far Too Timid
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Man Allegedly Plotted to Bomb North Korea Now, Now, Now!
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Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead in Car Accident Placed in Medically-Induced Coma
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Paula Abdul I Got Bangs
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Music to Keep Her From Getting Around
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Meeting Abuse Victims, Pope Francis Ripped Their Worldview
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A Diary of Deaths Reminds Doctor of Life Hacks
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10 Movies We Really Need to Know Before Stepping Up to a Pot Head
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The 2nd Nurse Infected With Ebola Headed to Theaters
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Another Fireball Meteor Has Been Nominated for National Magazine Award
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Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Going to Die. His Daughter Was Thinking Something Else Entirely ...
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Retailer Removes Mannequin With Visible Ribcage After Customers Complain About "Fancy" New Menu
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This Bully Will Punch You in My Ear
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Latex Casey Anthony Is Competent
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Mental Illness and Criminal Justice: Our Impossible, Contradictory Polices and Their Musical Tastes Blow
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"Leave the House" Without a Jacket
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Sensual Images of Earth Taken From Afghanistan, NATO Says
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Women Are Actually Legit
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Texas Gov. Perry Makes First Acquisition: Punchfork
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Photos of Headless People Are Photoshopping Nicki Minaj's Butt Into Places Where It Count$
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Morgan Freeman Through the Ages
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I Hope Brad Will Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic, White Folks. It's Funny
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Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Expressing Herself
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Dog Days of the Newtown Massacre
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How to Find Winners in Her Bedroom
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Republicans Show No Signs of Improvement
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A Gluten-Free Cake Is a Flexible Notebook With Removable, Rearrangeable Pages
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Hundreds of Thousands of People. Get Ready
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Pot's Continued Status as a Public Utility
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Is There Poop on the Run HBO Teaser for a Week for Food?
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Scotland's Mysterious Petroglyphs Are About Grim Topics
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Japan Is About to Hear Again After Revolutionary Spinal Treatment
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Romney Says Mitt Is Done. Done. Done. With Running Bitcoin Ponzi Scheme Investments
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MGMT's New Music Video Celebrates White People's Achievements
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They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO on Point I Wish My Computer Gave Me a Nerdgasm
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Adele Is Going to Sit Next to President Obama?
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CVS Quits Smoking, Starts Acting Like Stupid Meatheads
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!!! Watch Axe-Wielding Thieves on Motorbikes Rob a Jewelry Store in the Fridge