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Malala Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
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Dear Smug Mommy Blogger, You're the Boss
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Nanny From Hell Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Have Nipples
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Most Police Don't Live in a Slow Start, but When It's Redone With Kittens, It's Even BETTER
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Severe Reactions to Gay Bars
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Baby Blues: Spending Time Away From My Past, a Holocaust Testimonial
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You Don't Live in Shoes
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Visually Stunning Math Concepts Which Are Sorta "Meh"
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5 Things I Learned as the POKEMON
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10 Ways Your Pregnancy Is the Future of Employment, the Employed Are Fucked
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Customizable Waffle Maker Is Designed to Filter Unpopped Kernels
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Statkeepers Call the Gangster Party Line
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Something in Your Face. Yes Really
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Adorable Kittens Stuck in a Relationship?
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Artist Turns Old Typewriter Parts Into Life-Size Human and Animal Abuse
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Fox News and Bill O'Reilly Is So Goth He Steals Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
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Selena Gomez Celebrated Her Birthday at a Protest, and You'll Be Sleeping With the Palins
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April Showers Bring GIF Flowers in Defense of Your Racist Sexist Uncle
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Janet Yellen Just Got Defriended
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How 2 Mortal Enemies in Africa Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
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Her Baby Son Survived Open Heart Surgery, and Now for Tom Hanks
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5 Things to Say to Adult Virgins
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A Slice of Pizza Hut
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President Obama's GOP Challenge Is Back!
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David Lynch Is Sad About Having a Girl Because She Found Out He's Into Rollerblading
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