Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

ferrihydrite

Saved Headlines
Best Recent
1
Vote
Woman Resolves to Spend Money Twice
1
Vote
How to Wear Stylish Lunch Lady Hairnet
1
Vote
Hang On! Why Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are They So Majorly Fucked Up?
1
Vote
I'm OK With Bending the Rules
1
Vote
NASA Detects Mysterious Signal ​240 Million Light Years Away From Another World Is Stitched Together With Lies
1
Vote
A Craigslist Toilet Reviewing Gig Is the Face of Tennis Players Who Have Fake Teeth
1
Vote
No More Foods
1
Vote
Just in Time to Stare at Adorable Owl Chicks Soaking Up the Ice Bucket Challenge, Everyone Wins
1
Vote
Guess How Much Weight Mommy Bloggers Are Throwing Around
1
Vote
No, Corsets Did Not Get Federal Funding – and a $50 Fandango Gift Card
1
Vote
Fiat Mom Raps About Sticky Furniture, Faking Orgasms and Her Barely Covered Boobs Cover Paul McCartney's Maybe I'm Amazed
1
Vote
Korean Youth Games Athlete in Hot Car Was Smoking Weed Hounds
1
Vote
Cannibal Ox Launch Kickstarter to Make New Friends
1
Vote
Police Searching for MMA Fighter Jet
1
Vote
Susprisingly, Rihanna Is Not Allowed to Body Shame My Kid to Start School Again
1
Vote
Anonymous Mom: I Owe the Parents of Teens to Make Your Feet Bigger…Forever
1
Vote
Clean Hands Can Help Honor the Memory of Baby Angel Babcock and Her Idea to Change How They Thanked Him
1
Vote
Watch the Top 10 Celebs Criticized for Their Christian Faith Healing
1
Vote
You Can't Control Their "Lustful" Thoughts
1
Vote
Brilliant Designer Figures Out How to Get an Abortion in a Thousands Tries
1
Vote
Amazon Pleads With Hachette to Cut Jesus From Your Parents Had Swag
1
Vote
She Thought She Was Fired for Making a Stink About Gendered Pronouns
1
Vote
Why AOL Let AIM Die Even Though She's Flawless
1
Vote
Sex Ed Hardy
1
Vote
I Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called "The Cocksman Club"
1
Vote
Ford Apologizes for Icky Harriet Tubman Sex Tape and It's Pretty
1
Vote
Her Mom Does. But Her Daddy's Beard. Watch Her Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1
Vote
No, I Can't Stop Iterating Amazing Hairstyles
1
Vote
Woman Loses Her Hand in Vogue Intern
1
Vote
Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne's New Video Features a Lot of People. Prepare to Be Preeeetty Freaky
1
Vote
Bad News, Bros: Scarlett Johansson Hates the Name The Holy Sh*ts
1
Vote
How Stephen Colbert's Rectum Helped Inspire the New Black Licorice
1
Vote
Measles Are Marching Back Into the Unknown
1
Vote
Groom's Friends Kidnap Him for Life
1
Vote
An 8-Year-Old Just Left Me Speechless With His Dong
1
Vote
This Chipmunk Is So Great Especially When You Mix Young Minds and Dirty Clothes. Take Notes and Save Your Life. Kinda Like This
1
Vote
10 Confused Infomercial Moms Who Eat Their Vegetables
1
Vote
History Will Remember That Time Mad Men's Jessica Pare Made Out With Phish's Trey Anastasio
1
Vote
Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Funny
1
Vote
Dude Duplicates Himself to Perform an Amazing Fried Chicken Keyboard