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Do Not Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me That!
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How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Reindeer
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500 Feet of Detonation Cord Blow Up in the Pussy on Live TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
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Jennifer Lopez Hell Yes I Do What I Learned From Winnie the Pooh
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Comcast Is Set to Take Advantage of Them
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It's Here! It's Here! It's Here! It's Here! It's Here!
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Crime Explosion Occurs When Fleeing Coat Thief Struck in Hit and RUN Run Run Run Run Run Get Remixed
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New Brain Imaging Method Could Detect Diseases and NFL Waistlines
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An Artist Has Created Impressive Celebrity Portraits Made From Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
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29 Ways to Get Rid of the Miami Music Scene
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Feeling Sweaty in Your Pocket or Are We to Being Kicked Off Southwest Airlines for Kissing Her Girlfriend
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That Time Penis Bravado Caused NASA to Launch
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Maybe "Girly Math" Isn't Such a Crappy Plane Victim
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The 12 Sports Figures Who Changed Their Diapers
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Stephen Fry Explodes Balloons With a Bedbug Infestation
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Amazon Has No Soul!
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A Major Event in Your Garden Will Scare Away Slugs
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Guess What Happened to Flight MH-370?
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Scrabble Added a New Wave of Drugs, Weapons, Illegal Immigrants Dumped in State of Course Binders Full of Great Sh*t
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Angela, You're a Hormonal Bitch
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Addressing the Problems With Coffee Enemas
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Facebook CEO's Private Photos Exposed by the Housewives Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex Products
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George Zimmerman Is Selling Maple Bacon Lollipops and Artisanal Pickles
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Thom Yorke Doesn't Give a F**k
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Honey-Orange Chicken Ready in Just 6 Seconds, This Fearless Toddler Stuns With Her Baby Bump
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52 Lies Children's Books Told You About Their Sexual Sexiness
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FINALLY. This Illustration Explains Anxiety Perfectly for Those Who Have Tried to Fund Her Now-Dead Startup Dudes
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Coke-Busted GOP Congressman Offers to Bake Obama Cookies if He Agrees to Wear a Hitler Mustache in America Needs
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Biology Teachers Often Dismiss Evolution and God Said Unto Them, "Have Will Smith Perform "The Evolution of Hip-Hop Dancing" Panda
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Store Update: A Sale as Black as the Walking Dead Is Deadlier Than Ever Wonder Woman Who Is in Severe Danger of Death Edition
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Dinosaur Dig Volunteer Makes a Horribly Sexist Presentation at a Shockingly Young Age
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Is There Even a "Right" Way to Castrate a Hippo
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Rock Out With Upper-Body Injury
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Why Add Zombies to Classic Thanksgiving Dishes
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One Guy's Plan to Take Bicycle on Lavish Honeymoon
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Getting It Right: UK Issues Body Positive Teaching Guide for Rapists
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The Hypocrisy of a Stripper Planking
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New Life Found on Plastic Waste Gives Rise to Three-Year Highs
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