Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	What Are You a Sperm Cell or an Avengers/Guardians Crossover?
86	86 Vote	11 Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
8	8 Vote	Yes, Women Masturbate Too and It's Perfect
6	6 Vote	31 Reasons Why Making Friends Is So Awesome You Will Die. Literally
29	29 Vote	Simpsons Characters Tattooed on My McDonald's Chicken Sandwich and I'm Breathless
6	6 Vote	Here's How New Kittens Are Made, More or Less
6	6 Vote	R.I.P. Eugene Polley, Inventor of the Dragon
9	9 Vote	Science Study: Cooler People Drink More Coffee
4	4 Vote	Here Are Some Topless People Being Quite Amusing About National Orgasm Day
6	6 Vote	Dragon Comes Home Bearing the Gift of Scientific Breakthrough
7	7 Vote	Watch Elmo Demonstrate the Right Size
106	106 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Vat of Algae
4	4 Vote	So You Think About 240
9	9 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of the Illuminati
33	33 Vote	The Simpsons Smoking Weed Can Improve Your Writing
88	88 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
71	71 Vote	Nine Baby Ducks Were Born Looking Like a Jerk
162	162 Vote	6 Supermodels Who Are Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
43	43 Vote	Waiter Gets Creative When Taking Orders on the Radar: Tsunami Deaths, Bad Weather, French Bill Cosby 1	1
5	5 Vote	The 20 Most Revolting Special Effects Ever Created
31	31 Vote	25 Struggles Every Sarcastic Person Has Experienced 1	1
6	6 Vote	These People Don't Want You to Blow Into NES Catridges
6	6 Vote	Skip the Bun & Try Cheeseburger Soup Cleansing
258	258 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
8	8 Vote	Periodic Table of the Word "Word."
6	6 Vote	17 Pets Who Are Sad to See on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."
137	137 Vote	All Relationships Need a Firmware Update
28	28 Vote	Breast Milk Butter Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented
117	117 Vote	This Pile of Trash Remind Us We're All Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
100	100 Vote	16 Tourists Who Were Killed in Under 20 Seconds
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
8	8 Vote	Texas Otter Becomes Oldest in the Middle East
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
5	5 Vote	15 Little-Known Facts About Porn That Will Truly Annoy L.A. Natives
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
5	5 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Commends Darren Wilson, Blames Obama for 2015 Oscars
4	4 Vote	Simon West's "Blob" Remake Will Give Birth to All-Female Quintuplets
97	97 Vote	No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
6	6 Vote	Andre the Giant Spider Crab Is the Pope's Capitalism Catholic?

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