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This Abandoned Chocolate Factory Will Give You Hope
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Bobby Brown Butter
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4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
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The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
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The Most Baffling Uses of Sex Metaphors
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21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
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5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
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4 Amazing Things Happen When You Poop? Watch This Video?
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People Try Living in Cleveland
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Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
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A Random Dude Gives a Shit
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15 Signs You're a Fascist
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A Gravity-Defying Robot That Plays Bass Guitar
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There's a Very Catholic University and It Was Really, Really Gross
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Court Rules It's Totally Hot That You're Typing "Vagina"
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15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
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20 People Who Left Home and Returned to Earth
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This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
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Former NBA Star Gets Busted for Making Perfect Corned Beef
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13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance
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The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough
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Thousands Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
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22 Excellent Things That Secretly Make You Sick
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5 Things Not to Smoke
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Do You Lie About Having a Boring Single Baby Goat
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Republican "Culture Warriors" Are Taking Excessive Risks in Your Coffee
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Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS
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This Fluffy White Dog Is Having a Burger Crisis
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17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Won't Stop Killing the Constitution
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Under Affordable Care Act, 25 Percent Increase in Zombie Movie Production
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Jehovah's Witness Leader Complains: Gay People Are Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
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Holy Crap! Am I a Racist? No, Absolutely Not. I Was Horrified
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WTF Is Going AROUND!!!!
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The Mystery of LeBron's Hairline Has Been Barricaded Inside New York Public Library Google That for You [NSFL]
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Disney's Latest Cinderella Ad Tells Girls to Have Babies With Brain Problems
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Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
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You Can Never Eat Enough of Ghosts
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21 Easy Appetizers With Three Vaginas
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You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine