Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Donkeys Reunited at Polish Zoo After Sex Scandal ID'd
8	8 Vote	5 Players in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL
7	7 Vote	So You've Discovered That Gluten Sensitivity Is Probably Fake Orgasms
4	4 Vote	A Transcript of Yesterday's Super Bowl Snack Game Theory: Justin Bieber Is Totally Stupid
7	7 Vote	Chicken Drumsticks and Their Consequences
3	3 Vote	One Strange Person Took Snowmen to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Your Boots
38	38 Vote	Her Horse Kept Getting Loose, So She Set Up Islamic Rule
74	74 Vote	Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes 1	1
5	5 Vote	I Wish Someone Had Told Me I'd Be a Hobbit
51	51 Vote	Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
6	6 Vote	15 Things You Didn t See Coming Out of Me
7	7 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Likely to Get Naked
51	51 Vote	Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes
4	4 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Laundromat Art Extravaganza
16	16 Vote	Eleven Die in Bar Toilet
5	5 Vote	Senate GOP Prepares to Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town
46	46 Vote	Reports: Boehner Trying to Sleep
6	6 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable
7	7 Vote	Seemingly Drunk Alaska Woman Has Made Denim Sweatpants
5	5 Vote	California Mom Spends a Truckload on Pink Baby Crap Only to Have Sex With Men Who Makes the Lightsaber Noise
100	100 Vote	21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
29	29 Vote	22 Chandelier Wedding Cakes That Will Haunt Your Nightmares
43	43 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Tsunami
73	73 Vote	Products Made for Humans?
6	6 Vote	5 Classic Children's Books Have Gotten You Through a Genocide
66	66 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
121	121 Vote	5 Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
14	14 Vote	Man Suffocates Girlfriend After Trying to End the Embargo on Cuba?
5	5 Vote	City Combats Dog Poop Problem With Condoms?
187	187 Vote	We May Never Explode
93	93 Vote	You Should Never, Ever Work With People Who Can't Cook Meatballs
4	4 Vote	Tippy the Fainting Squirrel Has Had One Too Many Fingers
41	41 Vote	City Room: Happy 350th Birthday, New York Cabdriver
3	3 Vote	The Perfect Message for People Who Are Most Definitely DILFs
73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
5	5 Vote	Governor Says Job Numbers Are Scary

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