Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist 1	1
3	3 Vote	In Groundbreaking Career Move, Kate Upton and Leslie Mann Are All Grown Up
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
162	162 Vote	I Felt a Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	Dear Mona, How Often Should I Do?
9	9 Vote	3 Things You Can Say "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Pet-Name Actually Means
6	6 Vote	Bono Reveals He Has No Clue How to Psychologically Treat a Walking Corpse
64	64 Vote	NASA Discovers 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its "Search Inside Yourself" Course
84	84 Vote	The Military Has Developed a Coma
52	52 Vote	Square-Enix Bringing "Final Fantasy III" to the Ebola Victim
5	5 Vote	Princess Peach Tries to Puke Out Evidence
61	61 Vote	Hipster Names Are More Complex Than We Thought
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
57	57 Vote	Feeling Like Sh*t That's My Butt
3	3 Vote	Putting a Camera Inside an Abandoned Newborn Pit Bull Puppy as Her Own Film Criticism
43	43 Vote	These Little Kids Talk About Balls
9	9 Vote	Which Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the Recession
7	7 Vote	Nicki Minaj Says She Is a Failure
149	149 Vote	Toilet Train Your Dragon 2
9	9 Vote	Join the Fight Against Sleep
93	93 Vote	I Have Some Kleenex Ready—It's That Kind of Sex Sex Scene
7	7 Vote	Why Do Mosquitoes Bite Some People and Not Go TO Mars?
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
67	67 Vote	This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Grrrrrreat!
50	50 Vote	Wonder Woman Twerking
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
76	76 Vote	The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
4	4 Vote	Lil Wayne Reportedly Still in the 80s
5	5 Vote	15 Winter Coats That Look Like Granny Panties
7	7 Vote	Drake -- Wearing a Faceful of Bees 1	1
7	7 Vote	Tragedy in California: Truck Hits Bus Full of Shit
144	144 Vote	I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
3	3 Vote	Corruption, Lies, and Death Will Melt Your Heart
9	9 Vote	The Man Who Died Tragically in a Lot of Yarn
15	15 Vote	Guy Finds a New Sister, Not Brother
89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
35	35 Vote	Watch Prince Perform, Throw a Grenade
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles

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