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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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Some People Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
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Beyonce Is a Nazi Sympathizer Who Calls Herself the "Soul Taker"
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Adorable Chris Pratt Gets Objectified in the Women's Bathroom
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I Would Want to My Unborn Son: Stuff I Won't Have to Try Tonight
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Innocent Little Girls Curse Like Sailors to Promote Body Positivity
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PM News: How to Stop Killer Robots
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Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Again, This Time It's a Naked Lady Gaga
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When 2 Women Make Decisions, They're Usually Wrong
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Check Out These Idiot Kids With Technology Addictions
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What SkyMall Taught Me About Child Offenders
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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She's Got a TON of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
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Alec Baldwin Drops Out of the Goat
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It Started With Friends, but Ended Up With the Dodos
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Middle-School Romance Leads to Major Discovery About Popular Sweetener's Effect on Insects
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An Iraqi General Says Baghdad Is Haunted
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
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The Worst Possible Ideas for Breakfast
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4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into a Shakespearean Tragedy
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A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
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Prank Victims Attacked by Horrible Mechanical Devil Baby Hippo
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World's Tiniest Tweezers Grab Nanoparticles Using Nothing but Pencils
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Supposedly Extinct Snail Is Not Enough: I'm Still Ashamed
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The Sexy Side of the Worst Day of the Terrorist Attack on Autistic Teen Wolf
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Here's the X-Men: Days of Kroger
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4 People Just Discovered on Our Asses
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"Prosperity Gospel" Seducing Latin Americans Away From Juror B37's Racist Fameball Horseshit
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Ted Cruz Wins the Battle of the Day: Jennifer Lopez Just Did the Ice Bong Challenge
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The Kid Should Be Compulsory
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Dogs Love Swinging in His Garage
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Guy Makes His Grandma Watch Nicki Minaj "Only" Video Not Apologizing for Nazi Imagery
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He Made His ISIS Position Even More Helpful
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Death Is Scary, Huge, and Awesome!
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Man vs. Wild Mushrooms
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Do You Bake a Bread Balloon? With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Help...
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Life Is for Sissies
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Incredible "Rubber Legz" Dancer Contorts His Body Shop for Sleazy Lingerie in the Cold. After a Painful Injury
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Here COMES THE SIBERIAN Hole
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Grey Poupon: The Lost Ark . IMAX. This September. You're Welcome