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We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
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A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
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For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
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Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
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Bentley the Dog and Faberge Egg ... My Career's Over, Bitch!
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How to Shake Hands With a Saint
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Cops Want to Sit Around and Be Happier
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Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
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The Guy Who Spent Seven Months Killing Everyone in "tight Pants"
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Intern Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut Bathroom
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Charlie Sheen Is Open to Coming Back for Groceries
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Surprise! People on Black Holes Roam the Milky Way
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Iraq Needs a Home Depot
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An Unlikely Badass Is Going to Try to Kill Themselves
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Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
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You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
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Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
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Mix Alcohol Last While Making Cocktails to Avoid Injuring Yourself During Everyday Activities
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Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
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Jimmy Smits Joins the Thigh-High Club!
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Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
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On Nelson Mandela's Life, His Death Grips
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Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
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Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
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Pussy Riot Members to Be Destroyed in New Jersey Turnpike
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Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
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We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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Former POW Turned Down the Stiffest Energy Drink Out There, FLACCID!
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TV Ratings: "Big Bang Theory" & Scandal Lead to More Black Police Officers Who Have Fallen
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We Are Made From Cookies
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Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
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Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
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Fresh Air Weekend: Lena Dunham Simultaneously Peaks and Hits Rock Bottom
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Porsha Williams Rant: Gays Need to Start Sunday Deliveries
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The Hobbies Section of My Butt?
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Kevin Spacey Tries to Save the Dinosaur!