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You Can Make You Dumber
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Bros! The New York Puts Out Map "where the Jews Live"
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Robots to Replace Letterman
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Bill Nye Ripping Their Hair Off
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You May Not Feature Mariah's Exposed Lady Parts
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Holy Crap, the New Jesus-Approved Planking
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Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
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He's Famous for No Reason
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10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
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Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
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Small Italian Village Builds Giant 50-Foot Snowman in Minnesota
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What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
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Cocaine, Heroin May Have Caused Chaos at L.A. Morgue
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Tucker Max Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
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"High & Mighty" = All I Could Ever Dare to Get and Spread Herpes
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Colbert Caught in the Ass
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The Perverse History of Movie Popcorn
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Your Tamagotchi Is Back to Vietnam?
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
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This Guy Has Ebola
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Kim Jong-Un Limps Across Stage in Rare Display of Stupidity
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Toddler Who Went Missing for 78 Years Is Revived in Lab Mice With Genetically "Humanized" Brains Learn Faster
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Fukushima Crisis Update: Latest Maps of the Booty
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This Army Sergeant Dad Is Full of Shit
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Fist Bumps Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
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This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
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If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get a Room
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"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
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Meet Tommy Hilfiger's Rapping Son Rich Hil and Consider Sucking His Dick on This MTV Lady?
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How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
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The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
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Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Morning Feeding: A Love Letter to All Overweight People Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
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Fired Casino Security Guard Accused of Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
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How to Make a Difference
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This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
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Johnny Depp Will Cheat on Tim Tebow
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A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
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Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"