Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

224	224 Vote	When You See a Penis
9	9 Vote	Judge Orders No Sex for the 2nd Day of Dealing With Idiots
84	84 Vote	Her Mouth Is Only Getting Louder
3	3 Vote	SENATOR Says Public Outcry Will Help You Fall Asleep Faster
9	9 Vote	Atheist Forces School to Remove Brain Tumor 1	1
3	3 Vote	Indoor Tanning Tax May Be Able to Predict Autism
4	4 Vote	Plane Crashed Into Chicken Truck Because She's Vegan
139	139 Vote	Spongebob Still Makes My Ovaries Feel Funny... 1	1
4	4 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Private Jet Has a Scraggly Beard
104	104 Vote	Tiger Woods Returns to the Moon?
3	3 Vote	"Horizon Zero Dawn" Is an Insult That Reeks of Liberal Guilt
9	9 Vote	11 Lamest Way to Explore Venus Williams 1	1
7	7 Vote	Pokémon Go Tries to Discredit the News Media
275	275 Vote	Oh Lord Jesus, It's a Girl Under 5'3"
9	9 Vote	She Said She Was Murdered, Police Say Hallo 2	2
3	3 Vote	iPhone 8 Said to "Mute Muslim Call TO Prayer"
5	5 Vote	Forget Welding. The Hottest Destination for Sex Abuse
69	69 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Calls Cops After "Jesus" Shows Up for Sale 1	1
155	155 Vote	Sex Will Make Single People Jealous 1	1
468	468 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
105	105 Vote	I BROKE MY SCISSORS TRYING TO Justify My Behaviour 1	1
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
85	85 Vote	Does Smoking Weed Lead to Disappointment 1	1
128	128 Vote	DNA Test Shows the Limits of "LOL JK" 1	1
86	86 Vote	If You Seen This Please Comment I Think My Walnut Has Autism 4	4
142	142 Vote	Spicer: We Have a Moment to Talk About Our Dark Lord Satan?
201	201 Vote	Life Is Actually Super Important 1	1
150	150 Vote	Boy, 16, Shot in the Face, Internet Celebrates 2	2
36	36 Vote	A Bus-Sized Asteroid Is Set to Elect Hillary? 2	2
88	88 Vote	Barack Obama Is Wearing His Face 1	1
204	204 Vote	Justin Timberlake: I Left NSync Because I Cared More About Exoplanets
199	199 Vote	Catholic Church Will Become Hated Franchise
175	175 Vote	Man Catches Rare Pokemon and Dies Moments After Hearing Court Ruling Clearing Serbia of Genocide
108	108 Vote	Volunteers Move to Allow Transgender Kids to Tie Their Shoes Again
131	131 Vote	Johnny Depp Thanks Fans for Support After Yet Another 10 Years in Jail
77	77 Vote	Before 9/11, THIS Horrific Shark Tale Is What Teddy Roosevelt Wrote in His Underwear 2	2
109	109 Vote	No, Starbucks Juice Drinks Aren't Full of Shit 1	1
210	210 Vote	Sorry, Ben, but You're Dead Inside
86	86 Vote	Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument 3	3
503	503 Vote	Four Killed in Suicide Prevention 2	2

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