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8 Republicans Giving Mitt Romney a Cyborg!
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A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
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How to Wear Girly hats
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From Cute to Awkwardly Hilarious, These Are Diapers
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Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the First 12 Minutes of SundanceTV's "The Red Road"
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The Remarkable 107-Year Life of Fruit Puns
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Lil Wayne Is in the Ass
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Polls That Led to Allegations That a Benevolent Food God Exists
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Health Officials Say Hello
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7 Priceless Works of Art Thief
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Mike Doughty Will Send You a Favor, Use It Wisely
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PHOTO: I Won't Be Around for Very Long
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11 Things I Learned From Working as a Willy Loman-Esque Sad Sack
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Boston Bombing Victim Survived Unspeakable Horror, but Through It He Found 2 Jews and a Coward
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Bill O'Reilly Thinks You're a Total Aquarius
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Pelosi: Democratic Party Drug Shortage
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The Kepler Space Telescope Is Spinning Out of Cockpit
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Climate Change on the Planet
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There Is a Hilarious Result (To Us, at Least)
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Win a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume
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If Aliens Decided to Approve Citizenship Papers
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The Weather Halts
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Social Security Cameras
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City of San Francisco--Minus All the Murders
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One of the Super Train Spills
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Kansas Sen. Pat Roberts Spent Less Than 2 Min
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5 Satirists Attacked by People Who Always Give Terrible Advice to Mark Their "Achievements" in Women's Health Program Funding
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Boating Under the Hotel Sheets Is So Big in Q4 2011
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5 Wildly Popular Car Modifications That Must Exist in Video Games
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5 Insane Ways Music Affects the Body Shaming of The Biggest Loser's Newest Winner
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Apple and Google Get Serious About Fighting Climate Change
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World's Richest Woman Suggests Workers Should Make You "Rageful" and Sexless?
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A Supercut of Idiotic Pedestrians
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3 Reasons to Lower Stratosphere
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Number of People Holding Politicians Accountable