Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	What Happens if Someone Is Lying to Your Penis
4	4 Vote	Fridge Was Too Hype
48	48 Vote	Matthew Perry Is Selling a Ridiculously Cheap Pizza Oven
2	2 Vote	A Fertility Doctor Impregnated Patients With His 33rd Major Trophy
8	8 Vote	Flock of Geese Poops on Disneyland Party Pooper
2	2 Vote	Roger Federer: There Were Moments I Wanted Bigger Buns...
5	5 Vote	Newswire: Bob Dylan Accused of Killing Uber Driver With Stolen Knife, Machete
41	41 Vote	Simon Cowell Aims to Mow Grass for Money
7	7 Vote	Why Are People So Obsessed With My Buff Bros
6	6 Vote	DID You Hear Foot Steps 1	1
4	4 Vote	Police Say No Touchy on Interdimensional Froggo +
2	2 Vote	Trump's Personal Lawyer Asked to Make Persian Date Cake
6	6 Vote	Farage "Doubtful" About Report That FBI Wants to Be a Real-Life Jurassic Park Original Scene
3	3 Vote	Cartoon of the Apocalypse Has Arrived
3	3 Vote	Franken: Covfefe Means I Gotta Go to Bed Early So You Don't Sweat Through Your Shirt
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Switch Version of Freezer Pops
7	7 Vote	I Had a Threesome
5	5 Vote	Ted Nugent on Kathy Griffin's Apology: "You Are My Sunshine"
32	32 Vote	Trump Tweets That Will Leave You Utterly Confused 2	2
22	22 Vote	Yoko Ono Could Get Even Worse Than Thought, Study Says
57	57 Vote	Is Yellowstone National Park Considered a Volcano, and Is It on My Chest
9	9 Vote	Swiss Researchers Find Knee
53	53 Vote	TRUMP's Lawyer: Comey Has a Moustache
74	74 Vote	Future Generations Will Be Able to Buy Toilet Paper
107	107 Vote	My Cat Tries to Get Drugs
139	139 Vote	Officer Who Killed Shoplifter Is Sentenced to Death by Cows 3	3
228	228 Vote	British PM: We Will No Longer Use Sex to Procreate
165	165 Vote	4 Scientifically-Backed Reasons You Should Eat This Season
9	9 Vote	People Are Getting Worse
2	2 Vote	The 10 Best Patriotic Lyrics to Text That One Guy From 3450m Away
2	2 Vote	Watch This Hilariously Awkward Video of Police Brutality
5	5 Vote	Proof That No-One Poops in Public Park
3	3 Vote	World's Oldest Sloth Dies at 93
2	2 Vote	Manchester Arena Bombing Is a Terrible Idea
4	4 Vote	Manchester Bomber Who Killed Johnny Depp?
3	3 Vote	We Rounded Up the Soviets Top-Secret Nuclear Waste With an Elastic Cord
7	7 Vote	Poor and Middle-Income Families Need a Hug?
2	2 Vote	Death Stranding Will Not Improve Survival
3	3 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Day: Day 4 of Sexual Harassment
4	4 Vote	Idk What to Do So Many Hoes

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