Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	The Coolest Dog in the Solar System
50	50 Vote	How to Protect Your PIN From Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
20	20 Vote	77 Million Americans Out of Bullets
5	5 Vote	9 Scented Candles Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
100	100 Vote	Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
16	16 Vote	That Clam in Your PJs
7	7 Vote	How to Talk to Ghosts
8	8 Vote	Clay Aiken's New Hair Fetish
8	8 Vote	Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
9	9 Vote	There Are Some Douchey Guys on the Internets
63	63 Vote	Tell NASA How You Feel About Dog Poop
61	61 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
7	7 Vote	Google Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha HA
46	46 Vote	Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...
131	131 Vote	Some Letters. Some of Them
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
29	29 Vote	So You've Discovered That You're Underwater
16	16 Vote	One Man's Five-Year Quest to Breast-Feed
7	7 Vote	Watch a Drunk Ron Weasley
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
8	8 Vote	Tweens Just Got Really Ugly
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
109	109 Vote	Sorry, Apple: These Are Actually Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Learn How to Stalk Your Ex
37	37 Vote	John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face
203	203 Vote	We Need to Stop Talking Shit
66	66 Vote	The Steve Buscemi Method of Dealing With Bullies
9	9 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
4	4 Vote	Meet the Man With Malice Toward Nuns
28	28 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Seems Like a Vagina
155	155 Vote	Teenager With One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions
103	103 Vote	Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human
8	8 Vote	5 Eerily Sophisticated Ways Animals Use Medicine
7	7 Vote	Some Rude British People Try to Watch MTV

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