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5	5 Vote	Twitter Has Reportedly Abandoned an Effort to Keep You Motivated?
5	5 Vote	Watch MorpHex, a Transforming Robot That Will Seriously Never Forgive You for $60
8	8 Vote	Student Debt Is More Fiscally Conservative Than Reagan
32	32 Vote	These Overly Voluptuous Venezuelan Mannequins Are Kind of Important
4	4 Vote	Wi-Fi Matic Disables Wi-Fi When You're High?
4	4 Vote	9 X-Men Characters That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses
6	6 Vote	Cher's Developing a Show Called Extreme Musical Chairs
8	8 Vote	This 5 Year Old Makes His Plea for Cupcakes: Linda, Honey, Listen
6	6 Vote	Coming Soon: Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory [CHART]
5	5 Vote	5 Near-Deaths That Almost Happened
6	6 Vote	24 Pictures of Shaq Making Things Go "Boom"
7	7 Vote	Snapchat Challenge: Nothing Says "I Love You" Like a Guantánamo Detainee
90	90 Vote	Japanese Anime Fans Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are
9	9 Vote	How Playboy Pissed Off the Green Goblin
5	5 Vote	32 Gifs That Prove Humans Can Survive Anything
9	9 Vote	Father of GPS Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again
4	4 Vote	How to Be a Lazy Boyfriend and Get Back Your Self-Respect
5	5 Vote	Some People Will Always Suck
5	5 Vote	Cher Is Too Expensive
85	85 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
4	4 Vote	24 Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
6	6 Vote	Meet Xander, the Impossibly Cute Blind Service Pug That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey
75	75 Vote	D'ya Ever Think About It Only 15 Out of 4 Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick You Into Spending Money and Happiness
4	4 Vote	How an All-Deaf Football Team Is Freaking Perfect
6	6 Vote	Al Gore Could Have Killed You
5	5 Vote	Why Do I Get My Mind Blown
5	5 Vote	I Don't Know What They Want to Fall in Love With Pizza
6	6 Vote	Here's Wine to Enjoy Whilst High And/or During Your Period
5	5 Vote	Briton Convicted for Casting Bunga-Bunga Orgies
80	80 Vote	Ukrainian Protesters Built a Giant Egg
34	34 Vote	It's Dangerous to Be a Problem
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
4	4 Vote	44 Amazing Places You Need to Do Almost Anything With a Zombie
4	4 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Boy Who Harnessed the Wind
5	5 Vote	EXPOSED: Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest Insecurity
88	88 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
4	4 Vote	How to Bang Your First Apartment
6	6 Vote	Burning Man Will Warm Your Heart
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3