Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

31	31 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Estate
39	39 Vote	Strap on Your Period
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
97	97 Vote	15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo?
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave
2	2 Vote	How Is This UFO Commuting Between Canada and Peru?
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
2	2 Vote	The Truth About Women?
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
4	4 Vote	James Cameron Diaz
5	5 Vote	This Guy Has Ebola
3	3 Vote	Choose Your Own Child Mugger
62	62 Vote	The Internet Fairy
2	2 Vote	Watch Japandroids on "Conan" O'Brien
4	4 Vote	A Teen With No Meat
5	5 Vote	Everything You Need to Happen
2	2 Vote	What's Your Favorite Films
4	4 Vote	How to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
9	9 Vote	This Is a Lie
2	2 Vote	You Can Have 11
56	56 Vote	How to Be a B*tch
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
4	4 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Head
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6