Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	47 Rabbits Discovered in Hotel With Male Escort
8	8 Vote	I Will Be Visible in Your Region
6	6 Vote	You May Never Happen
7	7 Vote	Amazon's New App Lets You Control Your Mac With Your Child
9	9 Vote	Johnny Depp Accused of Rubbing Women's Feet on His Driveway
5	5 Vote	Asteroid Will Pass Despite Hardline GOP Opposition
7	7 Vote	I Don't Blame Her Boobs
12	12 Vote	Imagine Feeding Oprah Pizza in a Closet at Work 1	1
6	6 Vote	Congress Needs to Return as Batman
13	13 Vote	PokÃ©mon GO Bug Causes PokÃ©mon to Break My Legs! 2	2
6	6 Vote	Women Are Too Damn Horny
13	13 Vote	Prolific Wanker Known as "Merchant of Death"
13	13 Vote	Elton John Lived in Mongolia 70 Million Years Ago 1	1
5	5 Vote	Why You Should Never Believe
5	5 Vote	Lioness Rescued From Water Polo
5	5 Vote	5 Reasons to Thank Me
5	5 Vote	I Was Catfished by the CIA
12	12 Vote	2023: The Year 2023: The Year
10	10 Vote	Italian Restaurant in a Constant State of "Genocide"
5	5 Vote	90s Kids Still Refuse to Embark on Suicide Missions Against Ukrainian Artillery
5	5 Vote	Sex and the Power Grid
6	6 Vote	I've Become a Legendary Disaster
9	9 Vote	Stay-At-Home Mom Leaves the Jungle
12	12 Vote	Trump's Lawyers Can't Find His Pants
5	5 Vote	Why Your Coffee Will Ruin Your Potatoes
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Should Be F-Ing Paying Me
2	2 Vote	Democrats Need a Vibrator
12	12 Vote	Thousands of Salmon in a Single AA Battery
7	7 Vote	Why ARE My Pronouns
3	3 Vote	Mortal Kombat 1 Million
42	42 Vote	Do You Have It
59	59 Vote	How to Stay Out of My Vagina
2	2 Vote	I'm a Sex Cult Member
2	2 Vote	What Does It Work?
2	2 Vote	I'm a Hot Mess
114	114 Vote	Biden Offers Condolences to King, Then Tells How He Invented Homosexuality
90	90 Vote	10 Now Dead in Massive Soccer Orgy
40	40 Vote	Biden Vows to Defy Biden's Vaccine Mandate
2	2 Vote	There's More to Come
51	51 Vote	I'm Dreaming of a Heart Attack and Stroke 1	1

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