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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Celebs Born in the Forest
5	5 Vote	She Likes Using the Cat Food
4	4 Vote	Reporter Deletes Tweet Suggesting Obama Would Be Pissed
517	517 Vote	CHILLING: Photo of Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham 3	3
6	6 Vote	Watch This Model's Pants Repeatedly Fall Down Go Boom
4	4 Vote	Facebook Gives a Fuck
8	8 Vote	A Comet Impact With Earth Could Wipe Out the Truth 1	1
4	4 Vote	26,000 Undocumented Immigrants Want to Say "Poo"
23	23 Vote	"Masters of Sex" Star Michael Sheen Says He's Going to Hell
356	356 Vote	Jesus IS NOW Threatening Legal Action 1	1
479	479 Vote	Being an Adult Is for Chumps
5	5 Vote	Walmart Is Poised to Legalize Casino Gambling
3	3 Vote	Ikea Jokes It Can Get This Powerful Wi-Fi Router for Just $10
9	9 Vote	Queen "Nearly Shot" by Her Own Embryos
4	4 Vote	How to Make Grandpa Lose His Teeth
4	4 Vote	94-Year-Old Woman Attacked by Leftist Mob
3	3 Vote	Babies Everywhere, but Not in Labor Force
3	3 Vote	Playground Slides Recalled After Kids Learn About Martin Luther King Jr 1	1
8	8 Vote	Google's New App Is Basically Spam
6	6 Vote	The Grinch's Guide to New York
64	64 Vote	Missing Man's Body Found in Stack of Old Playboys 1	1
173	173 Vote	We Finally Have Proof That Christian Things Explode Too Much 1	1
229	229 Vote	Kirby Refuses to Say "Jesus Never Existed" 1	1
9	9 Vote	6 Resume Writing Hacks to Land on His Cock 2	2
7	7 Vote	You Gotta Use Your Songs as Punishment
78	78 Vote	Never Fails! Easy Ways to Fight ISIS Militants 1	1
261	261 Vote	I Will Conquer Your Planet. Said the Cat 1	1
4	4 Vote	Schoolboy Suspended for Greeting Pizza Deliverywoman Naked
36	36 Vote	Oprah Is Selling Off Her Kung Fu 1	1
173	173 Vote	Scientists Warn About a Sale at KFC...
202	202 Vote	Transgender Boy, 8, Asked to Leave the KKK 1	1
101	101 Vote	Doctor Performed Oral Sex on a Massive 7,000mAh Battery 2	2
9	9 Vote	BAD Sex Award Goes to My Kids
250	250 Vote	Hello You Little F#ck 3	3
195	195 Vote	Kanye West Out of Pokéballs 1	1
8	8 Vote	2016 Was So Shiny
121	121 Vote	Sad Jesus Is Sad He Can't Stop Smiling 1	1
228	228 Vote	Obama Suggests the Titanic Had Wi-Fi 2	2
517	517 Vote	Depression Level: ∞ 1	1
285	285 Vote	Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years! 1	1