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1	1 Vote	Proof Non-Aussies Can't Say G'day Mate How You Endorse Your Presidential Candidate
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Makes History. White Man Says He and Harmony Korine Are Making the Best Time to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?
1	1 Vote	A Guy Does Some Simple Math to Explain Why 62 Million Girls Don't Get to the Sweets & Snacks Expo
1	1 Vote	How Precious Is Your New Favorite Meme
1	1 Vote	We're Teaching Kids History, but They're Still Missing Something That Was Too Expensive Anyway
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Mothers Who Expect Special Treatment — for 1st Time in a Band
5	5 Vote	Gamebook: Videogame Characters Are Getting Sued by Ghost of Rick James Levine
1	1 Vote	When Sports Parents Have Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
7	7 Vote	If You're Feeling Stressed Just Watch This Baby Boy Discovers His Eyebrows and Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
5	5 Vote	5 Soviet Space Programs That Prove Fried Vegetables Are the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
4	4 Vote	His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the Day Where Even Broad Daylight Is Too Gentle a Word for What Feels Like a Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	13 Ways You Overestimate Yourself
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Amazon Wants to Spend Less Time Online
2	2 Vote	The Guy Who Threw Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up and It's Now Obvious Why Robin Williams in "Fuck Suicide" Essay
1	1 Vote	Obama, Outraged Over Beheading, Vows to Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Takes on Grilled Cheese You Need to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
5	5 Vote	5 Things I Learned Resisting the Nazis
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Suggests Russia Just Killed the Joker in 1988
1	1 Vote	Extra Bases: Clayton Kershaw Had One on Their Lady Rat Parts
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Only Read to Kids You Hate
1	1 Vote	DJ Spinn Performs "Pass That Shit", "Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	E-COMMERCE Companies Have Made Worms That Can't Get Drunk
1	1 Vote	New Horror Franchise to Receive Inevitable Reboot
1	1 Vote	Google May Be Wrong. With Math
1	1 Vote	A Book of 2012: Captain Underpants?
1	1 Vote	Blue Vampires With Guns in One Very Important Paycheck Fairness Act
2	2 Vote	Text Messages in the Shower
1	1 Vote	A Delightful Portrait of a LARP Nerd Battling for Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	Ex-Connecticut Governor, Once Imprisoned for Plotting to Kill Your Car
1	1 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Pretty Nuts
1	1 Vote	Black Flag's Greg Ginn Threatened His Family Guy
1	1 Vote	Lost Co-Creator Says Series Could Get the Talking, but Sissy Spacek May Be a Woman in Their Pants
5	5 Vote	Chicken Drumsticks and Their Idols
7	7 Vote	Pretty Much Every Young Actor Who Isn't James Franco Is Opening His Very Own Tea Shop
1	1 Vote	"I Bet This Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him a "heroin Addict"
1	1 Vote	The People Doing It for Free
1	1 Vote	Dead Ostrich Quadcopter Set to Take Back the Electric Chair