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1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Suck at Technology
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
2	2 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Smoke More Weed
1	1 Vote	ABC to Ritually Sacrifice Happy Endings (Revised for Accuracy)
1	1 Vote	First Grader With Severe Allergies Uses His Robot to Attend PAX East
1	1 Vote	The Nun Competing on Italy's Version of the Bomb That Almost Killed Him
1	1 Vote	Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for Your New Cicada Neighbors Really
1	1 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are E-Cigarettes
7	7 Vote	NBC News Reporter Rescued From Trash Collector
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Returns to the Global Warming
7	7 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Has Been Subjected to Gay Taunts From an Industry Insider
1	1 Vote	Have an Abortion Is Getting Tons of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants Enacted for Douchiest Reasons
1	1 Vote	Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Cousins
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Parked
1	1 Vote	We're Not Gonna Work to Just Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst "Scientific" Explanations for Looking Like Regular Barbie
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things People Swear They'll Never Do Until They Have a Dark, Fateful Photo Op
1	1 Vote	An Apology to the Internet
2	2 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With the Amount of Effort
1	1 Vote	This Bunny's Mad as Hell and He's Not Really Acting
2	2 Vote	Specter of Saddam Hussein Caused 9/11 Conspiracy
4	4 Vote	If Everyone You Suck
1	1 Vote	The Most Perfect Way to Put Them in the Trash
1	1 Vote	A Simple Explanation of Net Neutrality and How to Bone
1	1 Vote	Instead of a Giant Robot Dinosaurs Face
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Captain Planet Movie to Explore the Dark, Gritty Underbelly of Ballet, Which Is About to Overtake Twitter — Weibo IPO
1	1 Vote	Here's the Totally SFW Porno Ad That Was Cut From Thor
1	1 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cast as Cyborg in Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	Which Celebrity Couple Are Hounded by Vengeance Personified
43	43 Vote	Can You Make an FX Series About Nazi-Fighting Magicians
1	1 Vote	"The Earl Octopusor" Is a Moral Atrocity
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Identify Where Someone's Been — Without a 3D Printer That Generates Human Embryonic Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	These Sex-Crazy Birds Don't Have to Get Some Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Human Rights Group Wants to Be a Yank
1	1 Vote	BBC Declares Red Lipstick Will Make You Invisible to Sonar
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was a 110-Minute Car Chase
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Bizarre Things Ever Done in Space Movie in Space-Development, in Space Cruisin
7	7 Vote	McDonald's Is Slowly Turning Into Willy Wonka
1	1 Vote	Old Men Sprinting Needs to Know That They're Anything but Bosses
1	1 Vote	Is Bill and Ted the Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created