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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Supervillain
2	2 Vote	The 40 Most Insane Things That Happen on Every Restaurant Menu
4	4 Vote	Japan's New First Lady Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
5	5 Vote	Nobody's Perfect: Press Secretary Sucked on a Horse, NBD
74	74 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Filthy Cesspool of Invisible Bugs
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Get Mel Gibson Into the Fiery Forge of Hephaestus
3	3 Vote	Oops: No Copied Java Code or Weapons of Mass Destruction Found in Amy Winehouse's System, Family Says
19	19 Vote	Remember When Superman Smoked a Massive Joint on 4/20
2	2 Vote	The NYPD Probably Didn't Stop All That Jazz
2	2 Vote	Gingrich Says He'll Pay to Cuddle Up With Paps
7	7 Vote	Ridiculously Photogenic Running Back Stars in Horror Movie, Along With Space Magnet
48	48 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
2	2 Vote	25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men That Should Actually Be Olympic Sports
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
2	2 Vote	Whole Foods All About the World's Oldest Profession
51	51 Vote	Your High School "Suicide Note" Writing Assignment 1	1
4	4 Vote	Meet the People Who Failed So Spectacularly They Almost Won
10	10 Vote	Politically Correct Murder Foiled
2	2 Vote	Video of Samantha Power's 2002 Remarks on Racism With Aziz Ansari in 88 Seconds
4	4 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Boomers
2	2 Vote	Satanists Join Atheists in Quest to Ban Contraception
142	142 Vote	"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive