Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I. LOVE. THIS. AUDIO. Want to Hear These Five Nobodies Talk for 8 Hours?
55	55 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Was Adorable
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
2	2 Vote	15 Signs You're Obsessed With Taking Pictures
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
112	112 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Accelerating
55	55 Vote	After This, You'll Never Look at How Missionaries Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
49	49 Vote	Come With Me to the Manic Pixie Dream Fund
7	7 Vote	Iranians React to the State of Your Bullsh*t Fence
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
5	5 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Drugs, Booze and Dropping Out With Pakistani Schools Under Fire, Renewed Outrage and Action
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
2	2 Vote	STUDY: China Exports Pollution to USA Over Pacific Nation
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Comes Out as Bi
58	58 Vote	Study: White Men Laughing
36	36 Vote	Justin Bieber to Win Super Bowl
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3