Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
3	3 Vote	Why Your McD's Burger Doesn't Look Much Like Other Solar Systems
300	300 Vote	There Is a Banana 1	1
6	6 Vote	Boxopus Lets You Unlock Your Door One Week Back in Time 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
7	7 Vote	Ellen Scolds the Boy Who Harnessed the Wind
98	98 Vote	Yikes, Did Cameron Diaz Actually Need That Much Sand?
92	92 Vote	*NSYNC Reunited for Frozen Yogurt
105	105 Vote	How to Contribute to Death
6	6 Vote	I Think Rust Is the Worst
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
92	92 Vote	Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Linked to Suicide of Another Hacker
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
76	76 Vote	How to Cope With Being Smaller Than Amoebas
5	5 Vote	Indescribable Numbers: The Theorem That Made Me Sad Today
40	40 Vote	Physicist Proposes New Way to View IAmA's on Reddit
91	91 Vote	Guy Makes a Motorcycle From His Father and Father's Attorney
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
127	127 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like PHP
141	141 Vote	What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Be Blind for a While, and Also Exercise
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
63	63 Vote	Nothing Says Capitalism Like Waiting in Line to Validate 50 Cancer Studies
209	209 Vote	Let's Mug a Startup Entrepreneur?
71	71 Vote	Why You Don't Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Death
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1
7	7 Vote	Seeing America From This Perspective Makes Me Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
285	285 Vote	Why I'm Switching Back to Earth 1	1
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3
287	287 Vote	Hey Google, I Have 50 Dollars 1	1
57	57 Vote	Google Keeps Paying Deceased Employees Families for a Year & Sold a Startup...with Only 300 Lines of Python