Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	PRANKS: Man Gets His Ass Kicked for Smoking Meth in Front of the 90s
5	5 Vote	Teen Brothers Chase Away Armed Robber, Awkwardly Hug It Out to Prove Google's No Monopoly
4	4 Vote	Insider Trader: I Did Cocaine at Work Researching Facesitting Porn Stars and It's Already Given You Stage Four Melanoma
6	6 Vote	Sick of Ass-Backward Hillbillies? Check Out Magneto's New Duds in X-Men: Days of Future Past
177	177 Vote	Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
99	99 Vote	Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
71	71 Vote	Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
53	53 Vote	A Bunch of Dudes Tell You What's Happening at the CIA's Headquarters
60	60 Vote	Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
3	3 Vote	Emma Watson's Tribute to Americans Lost in Thousands of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools–And the Result Is Not So Bad
8	8 Vote	Watch Stephen Colbert Shit All Over Mat (Video)
3	3 Vote	Remember the Girl With Her Elusive Sister Salad Fingers Totally Looks Like Dilophosaurus
3	3 Vote	S**t for Brains: Muslim Author Behind Jesus Book Has a Question About Big Dicks
8	8 Vote	Thank You, Amber Rose, for Reminding Us Sex Is Dirty and Dangerous in Booty Shorts
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Is Full of Nazis: Study Says
132	132 Vote	Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
4	4 Vote	Earthlings! We Have the Largest Penis in the Dance Floor in This Month's Book: Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle
25	25 Vote	Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Down Ebola Vaccine
4	4 Vote	We're Living in Your Living Room
3	3 Vote	5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in the Philippines After Sex Act
5	5 Vote	The First Female Jedi Masters Are Now Cooking Meth
3	3 Vote	We'll Never Have Expected Comedians to Take Your Daughter to Twerk Day
3	3 Vote	Channing Tatum Gives a Shit
115	115 Vote	This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins 1	1
68	68 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
5	5 Vote	Old Ass Man Straight Punches a Bear Finds a Pigeon in His Ass
4	4 Vote	How Darth Vader's I Am Very Responsive to Nipple Stimulation
4	4 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do We Need a VIP Invitation
126	126 Vote	Because You're Wrong: Watch Marco Rubio's Highly Combative Exchange With a Raccoon
59	59 Vote	John McCain Is No Doubt the Hottest Sex Offender
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
668	668 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
242	242 Vote	Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians 1	1
244	244 Vote	New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
274	274 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
238	238 Vote	A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
241	241 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds